I used to love watching this show on our Vizio, while relaxing on the La-Z-Boy and eating Doritos (Cool Ranch flavor).

Yeah, that's right. I'm like the Carrie Bradshaw of middle America, bitches.

Yes, I remember I was so happy when he was going to be her love interest. At first they seemed like a really good match.

This brings me SO much joy. The show was flawed, of course, but I still love it. (Notice I stopped at the show, because as far as I'm concerned, the movies do not exist.)

i'm pretty sure he's on a similar level of douche, he's probably planning his own blog

Blake, you should know that they only thing that anyone is interested in learning from you is how you get your hair to look like that. Seriously, girl, what product do you use?

Somewhere, Penn Badgley is rocking himself back and forth, hoping no one remembers that he dated her for years. This is tarnishing his hipster cred!

No. Let's not "sex positive" this on any fucking level. Get the fuck on, how many 19yr old single mothers hook for kicks because of the high levels of self-esteem instilled in them by their 25 yr old inseminators?

Any idea why people from Michigan are traveling to Wyoming for Craigslist hookups?

I think I'm done with the news for today. Bed seems like a grand idea.

This shouldn't be "Filed to: CRIME", this should be "Filed to: WHAT THE CHRIST?"

JESUS H. CHRIST

I suppose the servers I know could be lying when bragging about their tips when they pulling wads of cash out of their purses.

it seems like everyone hates America's tipping culture.

Kris Jenner would change all of their names to Kardashian if she could. Bruce included.

Not sure but I doubt it. There was an episode where Kris was saying she thought she might change her back to Kardashian as that was the "family" name branding wise, and she and Kylie were all WHY WOULD YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO YOUR EX-HUSBAND'S WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED TO OUR DAD. Sensible kids.

I am also going to add that he would "forget" that he has a girlfriend until you run into him a few days later at the local coffee joint.

I really like these clothes. I' often wish i had the care to put that kind of effort into how I look on a daily basis.

If I could steal one celeb's wardrobe, it'd be T.Swift's. She always looks so damn cute! While I'm at it, I'd also like to steal her DNA so that I could be 6 feet tall with a waist the size of my thigh.

She's not anonymous to the bar owners - they plan to write to her, remember? She asked to remain anonymous in the media. #readingcomprehension

I believe the "Don't be a Dick" clause applies in this case.