Someone should tell that dude about microsoft paint.
A father wants a Christmas card with his wife and child. Traditions sometimes change when family members get married. NEWS AT 11.
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And it's not like I'm a huge fan of her new music. I like her best when she's bordering on bluegrass. But the phrase "calculating as fuck" made me furious. Justin Timberlake had done every type of music known to God and Man and has all kinds of promotional deals and new producers to sell albums. Do we call him…
Seriously. It is like the same hatred people throw at Anne Hathaway, "she tries too hard". Yet when dudes try too hard to the point of craziness at their jobs (Daniel Day-Lewis, Prince, etc), we celebrate them. Women, however, must pretend they just accidentally are great at stuff.
if men "can't control themselves" then shouldn't they be put on a leash?
What is this world where I really like Taylor Swift? Single-dom (and feminist) is a good look for her.
Amal's wedding dress by Oscar de la Renta is much more lovely than my wedding dress by J. C. de la Penney.
I read this entire thing in Garrison Keeler's voice. He gets all the accolades, she get's all the mockery, but it's the same damn thing.
These are the most Taylor Swift photos ever taken.
AND IT'S ONLY THE CROTCHIAL REGION THAT'S BAD
How can I criticize when she looks this happy?
Does... um... anyone know what Cake_Is_For_Fatties is on about? I think he's trolling, but I'm not exactly sure why, or what he wants us to do with Sell Jezebel Now?
The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.
This bride is delusional if she thinks any of these friends give a shit in the first place.
6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that
Even on my job's worst day, I can console myself with the fact that at least my job doesn't involve me staring at pictures of people's knees and trying to match their vague shadows to works of art.
I deleted my OKCupid yesterday after one too many introductory messages that ended with "would you sit on my face."