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Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

/leads with a list of things you can never do for the rest of your life, like play hockey or watch Star Wars

Bernie doesn’t need anyone getting mad on his behalf! Look how mad he is!

“He says what we’re thinking!”

You just had to mention him, didn’t you? When the Legion of Buffoons is complete, it’s going be your fault.

Honestly, even if Tom Arnold found this legendary tape of Trump using the N word, it would still just cement his idiotic base further still.

I was waiting for what Lil’ Jon had to bring to the table and what tapes he had from the Apprentice days

It’s been a good run, America.

Tom Arnold tries to stop a comically evil and bumbling President Donald Trump sounds like a terrible 90s comedy that was released straight to video yet this is the reality we live in.  

This article is like the formation of a team of heroes, ready to smell up the political narrative with tales of self-centered self-destruction.

What fucking world do I now live in? This is like a Condoleezza Rice or Al Gore 30 Rock cross over episode only going the wrong fucking way and I don’t like it.

Dude, they got engaged AFTER the accident.

I couldn’t travel or go to events. There is no positive spin to that.

She comes off cold and heartless.. She says she loved and cared about him, just leave it at that. The moment you say ‘my fiance losing his leg stopped me from some job opportunities, travelling and going to events so I broke up with him’ makes you look like such a shitty human.

This impacts his relationships including a broken engagement from a woman he had only been seeing for a relatively short period of time before proposing.

Couldn’t agree more. If I remember correctly, one of the biggest personality characteristics they look for in CEOs is a lack of empathy. While I get that you need some of that to continue to be effective in a competitive market, we’re at a point where companies are risking their health in the name of profits. Just…

My gut agrees with you but my head disagrees simply because most CEOs are psychopaths and the average Joe could not be a big enough shithead to do as good a job for the shareholders as these freak jobs do and unfortunately in the United States the Supreme Court has ruled that a company’s number one duty is to its…

In most cases, they claim they need to pay the CEO a competitive rate with for-profit companies in order to attract talent.

Wow.. he even mentions that he wasn’t going very fast under yellow, like that excuses it. Blowing past one or two cars at full race pace because you missed a yellow? Bad driving, but humans make mistakes. Edging past a bunch of cars slowly under yellow? You’re just an asshole.

Then he starts making it about basically…