1st gear related: If you own some Tesla stock and they go private, what happens to your stock? Will they just cash it out at the $420 value that I’ve seen floating around on the web? Full disclosure, I have a ton of Tesla stock (2 shares!!!).

Don’t try the cheesecake... Once you realize how quick and easy it is you’ll be making it for an afternoon snack. It’s a slippery (but tasty) slope!

As a newish father the best advice I can give is take any and all hand me downs from friends and family. I don’t care if the plastic on the baby swing is yellow with age and the color combo is bright teal and blue, as long as it swings it’s better than buying a new one.

That is most definitely dad’s New Hot Russian Wife 

Yeah, that was back when companies used to actually care about their employees. Now (thanks to billionaire investors like the guy who proposed this) all companies care about is stock price and dividends.

Rich guy wants to split up CA into 3 states which would almost certainly negatively affect millions of people. Proposes a new state called AynRandia where the rich pay no taxes because of all of the good they do for society.

I would say this isn’t what “California” wants. More so the fantasy of a rich guy who wants to create a state for all the rich tech guys called AynRandia where they can effectively shape the tax code making it even more beneficial to the super rich.

The size 28 font that this is typed in reminds me of when old people pull up text messages and one text takes up the entire screen, or me in 6th grade trying to write a 3 page paper. We’re fucked. 

Wife: I’ll eat anything I don’t care

So funny considering that Roger Stone is his BFF and that guy is obsessed with fashion. Trump would most definitely make his dumb ass “worst-dressed list” (that literally no one is asking for). His scathing hot takes include labeling Eminem as one of the worst-dressed because he only wears black and not enough…

Among everything that has already been pointed out in all of the other comments, didn’t he just say yesterday that he heard from many of the smartest people that Russier had also tried to hack the RNC but thanks to their better security (some people are saying the best) that they didn’t succeed?? That was literally…

+1 STD

I’ve never seen this clip but it’s great. I bet he told all his friends he was going to throw in a “Merry Christmas” at the end to rile up all the liberal cucks and they got a good laugh out of it... unfortunately you could barely hear it over the sound of him getting absolutely owned.

I’m very familiar with his dumb-shit takes and antics but I’ve never seen what Harold (trey) Gowdy looks like, and I’ve never actually heard him speak.

Not sure where else to post this but Trey Gowdy is an absolute piece of shit. Watching this farce of an interview of Peter Strzok. What a petulant little boy Trey is. This whole thing is a shit show.

I know he’s been an idiot for a while but has he always been such a Trump fanboy?

Yeah that’s what I figured. And the swamp continues to get deeper.

Is it illegal to negotiate a successor with an out going judge? Or is this yet another political norm and unspoken rule that we always thought no one would be so openly self-serving and corrupt to break?

I’m going to laugh when they throw him in GenPop with everyone else. Be careful what you ask for!

Can anyone weigh in on whether or not using the paper towel to open the door works in blocking germs? Lets say you only have one layer of wet paper towel and you use that to grab a door handle. Can the germs go through that paper towel onto your hand?