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I missed the boat first and second time around but I was just reminded of one of my biggest irrational pet peeves. When people have their wipers on at a completely unnecessary level. Like its just barely drizzling out, and they have their wipers on at the highest speed possible. The other one that drives me crazy is

What are they supposed to do though? There are so many people out there how could you possible ride without drafting??? I didn’t see a single open patch of road. Is this a new crit style ironman where they do 112 110 miles in a 3 mile loop?!

Eh, I watched it and although I didn’t find some parts of it particularly funny, it was right there with the opening monologue of any awards show. Trying to walk the line between funny while trying to poke fun at self-important blowhards who can’t take a joke.

Same story as many here, been with them since college when I opened an account because my girlfriend at the time needed to meet her quota for new accounts opened (the things you do for love!). A few months later she needed another credit card account opened for the month so irresponsible college Zissou opened a credit

I had to switch my cell phone number once and it took me like 6 months to really get comfortable with my new number. The fact that he has had to learn (at least) 16 new numbers over the past decade is the most impressive thing i’ve seen out of Cohen!

Add in a disruptor and a paradigm shift and you’re ready for an IPO.

If we’re putting seasonings on there the 21 season blend is pretty great. You can put that $hit on everything!

Slightly off topic but I’m in the process of getting my 2014 Mazda 6 MT ready to be sold. I love the car and it’s really fun to drive I just need something more economical since I’ve currently got a ridiculous commute.

Orange County CA here and it seems like another big issue is people buying real estate strictly as an investment with no intention of ever living there. Apart from being absurdly priced, the houses around here are purchased in cash by these Chinese investors almost as fast as they are listed. From what I’ve heard a

And of course on his twitter his top story is about CA refusing to let federal troops assist at the border (even though Brown already said he would send some of the CA nat’l guard to the border).

hahah, I dropped in on Fox News and heard the show host say the same thing. I was thinking “are we really praising the guy for not doing anything now?”

Hey man, Hannity wouldn’t lie about that!

Used to think this guy was pretty funny then the girlfriend and I saw him do stand up. He was filling in for Amy Schumer (who had to do SNL) and was between John Mulaney and Aziz Ansari. Miller’s set was honestly the worst routine I’ve ever seen, seriously on par with some of the bad sets I’ve seen at open mic nights.

Unfortunately I agree. I’m the lone anti-trumper at work and I’ve pretty much given up on the idea that he will ever pay for what he’s done. I’ll explain to someone why it actually is a big deal that our sitting president was entering into legally binding agreements with a porn star, using a pseudonym, through a shady

Classic millenial:

Great list of stuff. I know you’re just talking tools mostly but the 2 things I always recommend are latex gloves and zip ties. There is always a use for the gloves- anything auto related, chemical related, cleaning the previous owners decades of hair buildup from the drain.

Harbor Freight is great, especially for the automotive stuff. I can usually buy all the tools necessary for a job and still pay half of what a mechanic would charge (you’re spot on with #5, youtube all the things).

Damn I wish I had this when I was over there almost a decade ago. I always tell people the craziest thing about Asia, especially China (and especially Beijing) is how terrible the air is. An average day in beijing is worse than the worst day for the worst city in the US.

Farting while sitting on a bicycle seat is impossible. Believe me i’ve tried!

I felt like punishing myself the other day so I browsed the comments from a Fox News article (the article was about Trump telling Maxine Waters she was a low IQ individual). The shit these Fox n’Friends people say seems absurd until you stroll through those comments.