The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.
Michael really is easy on the eyes, isn’t he? Sometimes, the universe just knows you need a mood booster.
I never want the Stormy Daniels thing to end, because that would mean less Avenatti on teevee.
One, Michael Avenatti becomes more and more attractive every time I see him. Two, on top of everything else, the Right has turned on Trump for the Syria bombings. Alex Jones was literally crying on Twitter after it happened. These people are nuts.
John Mulaney describing the Trump’s charade of a presidency as “ This Is A Horse Loose In A Hospital” is one of the best metaphors I’ve heard.
Truly, is there anything more American than two mediocre white people failing up?
Goddammit, Tuffnut. That shit’s not cool.
Bill Maher is trash.
When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!
This Saturday, assuming he makes it that long I have to say goodbye to my sweet bo who I have had for 14 years. He’s at least 17 and it’s time but it sucks.
That’s what kills me. She really thinks describing how terrified her pet was before she killed it is going to make people feel bad for HER.
Right?! Airlines are awful, but I seriously can’t fathom anyone in their right mind suggesting this woman kill her pet.
This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.
Hope Hicks Dates Pricks.
I LOVE HER. some people may think it’s overly simplistic, but i love her type of physical humor. her hands and body are so animated it kills me. and anytime she hosts SNL they are some of my favorite skits!
That’s some girly music for you, you asshole Bono.
Dear Bono: Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
Sorrell is accused of driving next to the couple for more than 20 blocks (seriously, that shit is frightening)