Nicolas Cage is hot in this movie. Full stop. No explanation needed. 

Whenever someone mentions this film I am absolutely compelled to immediately respond with,

Yes. All the way. And the way Cher delivers it just puts the icing on top.

My favorite:

This movie is a true gem. I also love any movie where the protagonist goes through a makeover, and Cher’s makeover in this movie is an AMAZING late 80s fashion/hair/makeup fantasy. At the Cinderella Beauty Shop no less!

My favorite movie of all time. It should always be considered a classic. Olympia Dukakis’s character is what I hope to grow into as I age into old Italian woman territory. “Cosmo, I just want you to know you’re gonna die, just like everybody else.”

Best lines...I’ll start:
Do you love him, Loretta?
Aw, ma, I love him awful.
Oh, God, that’s too bad.

I’m old too!

I loved everyone and everything in Nurse Jackie... But Wever owned Nurse Jackie.

Merrit Wever is incredible, and the fact that someone cast her and Toni Collette together (Unbelievable) is probably my favorite thing from this year.

Your wife is also my hero now. She clearly rocks.

Give your wife a high five from me, please. 

Maybe this is a good place to brag on my wife (slightly OT):

It’s a great face. To hell with symmetry and “normal” features; interesting faces age way better and never stop being fascinating. 

What is the point of this book, though?

Man, people really can’t win. Jameela Jamil has been saying mostly the right things for a long time, and backs it up by taking celebrities who hawk dangerous ideas and products to task. So she’s not the first to say these things, does that mean she shouldn’t say them? Or that she deserves this snotty recap of her…

Not enough desks in the world for my head.

This man is so mind-bogglingly stupid. 

I think that it’s relevant for Marianne because she seems like the Louise Hay “if you’re sick, it’s your fault for being a negative person” type, and that’s something we should know about someone who wants to be president (or, in her case, grow her profile so she can make more money from her bullshit ideas).

I’ll believe it when I see the Census form in my hands, without the question.