I cry a lot in general. But man, my public crying, in retrospect has been SO BAD. The day after my ex girlfriend and I broke up, I stood in the middle of an extremely crowded Q train on my way to work during rush hour, literally heaving and sobbing. For the ENTIRE ride.

I am a terrible public cry-er (my body won’t let me do it) so this sounds AMAZING and I don’t even need the movies. I HAD A BEER AT LUNCH YOU GUYS

That was my first thought!

Serious question? Why only women? I would think some men would also benefit from letting all that shit oooouuuut.

So you just carry that around wherever you go? In case a dildo-based argument breaks out?

i’d also like to submit that jeff goldblum was the perfect addition to this sketch, rivaled only by the wigglyness of the dildos.

KUMAIL THO

Why isn’t there already a movie or mini-series or whatever about her life?

Be easy on the guy, he’s obviously new to being gluten intolerant now that he’s met this girl. Just needs some advice to get the hang of it.

It was half a waffle, so it only has half the gluten. He can have a little.

The international breakfast is a half-waffle

I keep getting the feeling this season that the game of thrones is ultimately going to come down to the women.

What is it with sushi and stupid people? I was out to dinner this weekend at a very nice sushi place (the kind where they serve sushi and that’s it, no hibachi or noodle dishes or anything) and the two women at the table in front of us were absolute nitwits. They sat down, looked over the menu, and then started doing…

I was so disappointed with the introduction of the Sand Snakes. That is some of the worst acting and writing I have yet seen in the entire series. Hopefully it will improve as these character’s find their “footing”.

Milesandre saying ‘you know nothing, Jon Snow’ creeped me right the fuck out.

Agreed, Littlefinger clearly looked at Sansa when she said the raped in way that showed he didn’t think that’s the way it actually happened, but decided not to reveal the truth to her.

I almost left the room at first as, being a total sap, I couldn’t take the thought of Stannis being mean to Shireen... But then Davos came to my house and brought some sliced onions. Probably the most poignant scene to date.

I just figured since the restaurant was called Tokyo, and the fact that the sign said “Japanese and hibachi,” it would have clued these college girls in on the fact that this wasn’t a Chinese restaurant.

I’ve had guac with pomegranate seeds added. Still gives you the sweet/acidic fruit bite w/o making your guac watery.

mango in salsa I can get down with, but pineapple in guac? nah.