I cry a lot in general. But man, my public crying, in retrospect has been SO BAD. The day after my ex girlfriend and I broke up, I stood in the middle of an extremely crowded Q train on my way to work during rush hour, literally heaving and sobbing. For the ENTIRE ride.

I am a terrible public cry-er (my body won’t let me do it) so this sounds AMAZING and I don’t even need the movies. I HAD A BEER AT LUNCH YOU GUYS

That was my first thought!

Serious question? Why only women? I would think some men would also benefit from letting all that shit oooouuuut.

So you just carry that around wherever you go? In case a dildo-based argument breaks out?

i’d also like to submit that jeff goldblum was the perfect addition to this sketch, rivaled only by the wigglyness of the dildos.

KUMAIL THO

Why isn’t there already a movie or mini-series or whatever about her life?

Be easy on the guy, he’s obviously new to being gluten intolerant now that he’s met this girl. Just needs some advice to get the hang of it.

It was half a waffle, so it only has half the gluten. He can have a little.

The international breakfast is a half-waffle

What is it with sushi and stupid people? I was out to dinner this weekend at a very nice sushi place (the kind where they serve sushi and that’s it, no hibachi or noodle dishes or anything) and the two women at the table in front of us were absolute nitwits. They sat down, looked over the menu, and then started doing…

I just figured since the restaurant was called Tokyo, and the fact that the sign said “Japanese and hibachi,” it would have clued these college girls in on the fact that this wasn’t a Chinese restaurant.

My husband has issues with mushrooms. As he puts it, they “bounce”. Many servers forget and he ends up with mushrooms. It annoys him, but most of the time I can just take his mushrooms and its fine. It’s not an allergy; it’s more of an aversion picked up from a nasty childhood experience involving rotten mushrooms…

Most cases of oral allergy syndrome are very mild — but don’t assume they all are! It’s very rare to get a life-threatening reaction from OAS, but some people absolutely do get it. I’m lucky enough that mine is just mildly annoying. The thing is, while your stomach acid will indeed break it down, if your immune system…

I listen to a lot of Missy Elliot when I run. A LOT.

And a lot of Ciara.

I’ve had guac with pomegranate seeds added. Still gives you the sweet/acidic fruit bite w/o making your guac watery.

mango in salsa I can get down with, but pineapple in guac? nah.

Pineapple. Hrm. Very finely chopped and in a reasonable amount, that could be pretty interesting.

this is bullshit, it doesn’t even mention the leading ingredient, “magic”