I have an allergy to raw tomatoes (among other things). One of my “friends” refused to believe that someone could be allergic to tomatoes at all, much less just raw ones. She decided to test me by serving me a burrito with tomatoes hidden inside it. Thank goodness my allergy isn’t a life threatening variety. Thanks…

No “Run Like Hell” by Pink Floyd?

I had a coworker (who was otherwise an excellent server) get fired because he told someone a dish was nut-free when it actually had a cashew spread on it. We were busy, and he forgot, but it was extremely careless. He didn’t even bother to mention the allergy to the kitchen. I saw her get carted off in an ambulance on…

You never get back to your old self. Not mentally or physically. Sometimes it’s big changes, sometimes more subtle.

The last 5 pounds? Well that's just fucking adorable.

Also, just WTF with this statement.She is actually saying that women should just work harder than men to be treated equally. DO MORE WORK TO BE TREATED THE SAME. I just. I just can’t.

My husband and I met in college at University of California Santa Cruz and their mascot is the banana slug. We thought it appropriate that our likenesses were slugi-fied on our wedding cake. My husband’s goatee and my classes set off the differences between the two (also my husband is very tall and I rather short and…

He probably thought, like a logical person, that the teachers could tell the difference between toddlers and teenagers and wouldn’t sexualize his child. It seems terribly unlikely that he was using her as a pawn to make a point.

every school dress code that is not a set uniform is about policing girls and girls alone.

I get that the dress code doesn’t differentiate between different ages (and I think women of any age should be able to wear whatever the fuck they want anyway), but what kind of fucked up sick person would tell a 5-year old they were showing too much skin? Just because it’s in the dress code doesn’t mean you need to…

Oh man. A+ response. If I had been that ballsy when I was 17...!

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

“the world is terrible and I’m going back to bed”

Otters!!! Who doesn’t love otters?

I was laughing so loudly that it startled my daughter and she started to cry.

I didn’t actually find it to be too sarcastic considering she had just said “You’re ruining my life” to her babysitter/son-by-proxy. I don’t think she would actually do it, but I don’t think she was being sarcastic at all in the moment.

“I’m sorry, mother, this conversation is a little late — and so am I.”