No. Asshole. No. Do not eat food you didn't bring. Why is this so fucking hard for people??????

WHO WOULD LEAVE A CAR IN GEAR ON THE EDGE OF A CLIFF?!?! I'm getting panicky just reading it.

Incredible! I'd love to see orcas. My parents were always anti-Seaworld (ahead of the curve in that respect!) so I've never seen one, but they're on the bucket list!

Oooh, once I was kayaking in the Puget Sound and a whole pod of orcas cruised right up to us. The size of those sea critters can be super impressive.

A few years back I was at a bus stop and there was a guy standing next to me with his binder sitting on the bench. He reached into his pocket and grabbed a bunch of balled-up receipts and made eye contact with me while he threw them on the ground. I bent down, picked them up, and said "hey, you dropped these" while…

It was AMAZING. I mean, amazing once I'd got out the water. She (guide reckoned it was a female, because they're bigger) just swam past about a hundred feet away, totally chilled out, and disappeared into the gloom a few minutes later, and my dad gestured towards the boat and I tried to follow and realised I'd totally…

What was the best example?

I would have puked in the water out of excitement and fear.

I once accidentally dived with a Great White off the coast of Indonesia (no cage, obviously. We were looking for manta rays. Which we also saw, but they were rather overshadowed). Apparently it was the first recorded sighting of one in the region. Our guide was very excited.

A few years back I had to fly on a tiny CRJ-200 regional jet from Charlotte NC back to school in Alabama. 50 seats in a two-by-two config...everyone is crammed in there. There were 48 people on my flight and I was one of the lucky two to have nobody sitting in the aisle next to me. At the last second they brought a…

This is actually Mr. BallofStess' insane travel story, but its so good I have to share! When he was 16, his family went to Greece for a summer vacation. One afternoon, on the island of Crete, he, his mom, and his dad rented a car and drove to a local beach for the day. As it got to be dinner time, they packed up and…

THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND ALSO HORRIBLE AND BAD.

I was traveling through Ireland with a high school group over Spring Break and one evening we all split up in order to do a home stay with some Irish students our age. I'm at the dinner table with the young man's family, who had kindly welcomed me into their home, and the father asked me if I was excited for Easter.…

Dude, Shiloh just became Louise Belcher in my head. She sounds like Kristen Shaal and is taking over this shit. I'm so sticking to this.

Nope, my first thought was "Comic Sans. Probably purple."

"She had a veil but Brad lifted it and gasped because she looked so stunning."

she used the exact font one would expect Britney Spears to use.

For nearly 25 years, my dad was the most widely-read syndicated medical columnist in America. He received over 2,000 letters every week from men, women, and teenagers from across the country and around the world asking for advice.

Maybe he hoped that the people who have said that they loved him all his life would live up to that and accept him.

"Kidchella"? They should've named it "North by NorthWest"!!!