Gavrilo Pincip: [shoots Archduke Ferdinand]

Mark. You're my favorite writer on here but you also make me want to take an anti-depressant. What does that say about me? Seriously, this story kills me. But I do appreciate that you write about stuff like this and child abuse, guns, etc.

I must make grilled cheese sandwiches with bacon a part of my life.

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

Also it would be a good lesson to the children to return something to it's rightful owner if it was wrongfully taken from him/her/them

I'm glad I've been made privy to this information.

Ugh. I once had an abusive 12-stepping family member call me to "make amends", which included listing all the horrible things they did and asking forgiveness for each one. NOPE. I know it's an important part of the recovery process and blah blah blah, but it seems solely designed to clear the conscience of the…

Yes! On my most recent birthday, I actually had an ex from two boyfriends ago send some melodramatic message of apology saying the pain he inflicted on me was his greatest regret in life and how he hoped I'd give him to opportunity to help put it behind me. I was like, "Yeesh, dude, it's been five years. I have put it…

And also incredibly self-aggrandizing. Like he thinks that you're sitting by the phone, sobbing and just waiting for that one phone call that will release you from the pain. *snort*

Ugh.

I give it 6 months to a year before she realizes that you can't marry the douchebaggery out of someone.

What is this? What is happening here?

a perv with a MySpace haircut. Our first introduction to him? Oh brother. Glad someone feels the same !

At first I thought it would be super scary , but I don't think it ever will be. Creepy, gothic, indulgent, sure. Some parts work better than others (I really don't care about Mina) - I love Caliban and find him such a bold presence, and as for Josh Hartnett making out with Reeve Carney - oh my. I think the show has…

I also have major germaphobia issues, so whenever I see shows set in that era my brain just freaks like "OH MY GOD EVERYONE SMELLS LIKE PEE AND HAS SYPHILIS. OH GOD THAT GUY PROBABLY HASN'T BATHED IN DAYS AND HE'S HAVING SEX CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BAD THAT SMELLS OMG SOMEONE PLEASE DOUSE THIS ENTIRE ERA IN HAND SANITIZER…

As soon as I saw this I said "Lindy's going to write about this demon sex shit."

I have to be honest, there's something a little incongruous with the idea of demons banging in the missionary position.

I miss that show so much