I'm the most pro-legalization person ever but I also think marijuana addiction is totally a thing. My bff self-diagnosed as an addict when she realized it was impossible for her to sleep without it, and my own younger brother has basically ruined his life with absolutely constant weed consumption. There isn't anything…

That third one made me literally laugh out loud. Also, the last one looks like a life-sized, crocheted tampon.

It's terrible down to the shiny hose, but damn if it don't make me smile.

Oh, honey, no. Emma, you're so beautiful—do you have to do this to yourself? The war is over and we don't have to make our dresses out of curtains anymore.

DUDE YOU NAILED IT. I was wondering what this fabric reminded me of, and it reminds me of the cushions on the wicker furniture at every rental place I ever visited on family vacations in Clearwater, Florida.

Did Maria Von Trapp make this out of some Key West grandma's curtains for her?

I nominate this one. Someone was trying for a Renaissance type of hooded gown, they got a KKK looking thing instead.

that counts as a poodle

Do you like them enough to to make EVERYTHING those colors?

On the bright side, she can wear it again for her Quinceañera.

Um.........

Welp, there goes the rest of my night

I mean, it's not stylish, but it's not .... this

its like 2 ugly dresses at once. An ugly sheer cheap lace one with long sleeves and a wild slit. An ugly obscenely short strapless one with hanger loops and an uneven bottom hem. Her face is just daring you to start something

COME AT ME, BRO!

You mean... this one? It's gotta be top five.

Source: epic fail. Y'all are welcome (I think?)

Emma Thompson's wedding dress... (But Mama June's realtree wedding dress... yowza.)

I do nominate this gem (seen on Hideous Wedding Dresses) worn by someone named Lady Mary Charteris. But I don't think it's the ugliest ever.