I wish there were more clips available of her singing and dancing career. I don't think a lot of people know about her work beyond her writing.

I love Charlize Theron. Everything I've read or heard about her makes me think she's smart and tough and fun.
I don't know what the fuck she's doing with Sean Penn though, given his history and her own history of domestic violence.

I am furious right there with you girl. And here is why. I don't want to be afraid of men. I don't want to think that anytime I walk past a man and I am alone I need to be on the defensive. I don't want to cringe when I am out for a jog and a car pulls up on the side of the road to park and all I can think about…

She's told it a few times! It's great.

Please, oh please, oh pretty please, do yourselves a favor and find the audio of Tig Notaro telling her "Taylor Dayne" story. I know it was told at least once on Comedy Death Ray (now CBB) in 2009.

So yeah Neville is just sexy. Like damn. If my kids even look half as awkward as I did growing up I'm going to just show them his transformation. If that can't give you hope that it can get way better I don't know what will.

Toni Braxton's God is a dick.

Ugh... Toni Braxton may have said the dumbest and most horrible thing I've heard all day, but it's early. I have a kid in my family with autism too, and yes, his mom believes that vaccines probably caused it and it's hard to argue with someone who really wants there to be something to blame.

"Hey, hey, hey, Ri Ri, hey. Its me, Charlie Sheen. You know, from Platoon. Anyway, I can see its your birthday because you are here with all your friends and you are having fun, but would you might posing with my fiance while I take pictures and talk too close to your face? I was almost in the Mighty Ducks but a space…

Seriously A+ on picking these photos.

Lashing out at the appearance of someone who snubbed you: The province of pre-adolescent boys everywhere.

Who me?!?!

Ahh Neko. Seeing her in July for the...fourth? fifth? time? I love Neko, and she's really great on Twitter. The minute I saw this today I knew it would end up on Jezebel.

"The kids were absolutely ravenous," remarked an onlooker. "At one point they cut the throat of a raccoon and feasted on the blood while cooing "'sweet nectar.'" Another witness noted that blood-soaked copies of acclaimed hit Country Strong were found scattered around the restaurant.

I love that Julianna Margulies made (or started to make) this joke, since she and Clooney must know each other from all those years on ER.

That's awkward, how do you respond to someone publicly revealing that they're an alcoholic in such a casual way.

But he has magnificent drummer-face!

Kate and I got into a pretty heated discussion over this. I'm pro-Dave. She's anti "because he puts his mouth on the microphone when he sings."

I swear to dog I scrolled down through this whole list just looking to see where Patrick Stewart would be and my heart actually started to pound at about 10 at the idea that you guys had left him out. I am so sorry for my doubt, however short-lived.