"to catch a baby"—and I thought I couldn't be more grossed out by the Duggers.

But maybe his junk knows nothing.

I legit told Monsieur "if we don't see his cock I'll be pissed... As a matter of principle!"

*snort* he will henceforth and forever be Hot Pocket. On the reals though, it's nice to see someone in Westeros who seems to be living their dream, even if that dream is being a tavern's baker. I bet he'll invent some awesome dessert that is a cross between a doughnut and a pie that birds fly out of and then they'll…

Sorry for leaving out the return of Hot Pie. Truth is I kept accidentally calling him Hot Pocket so I decided it was best to leave him out.

That's exactly what my friend and I were saying yesterday! The silver lining is that Melisandre has some nice-ass titties.

I can't stop laughing at the use of your "Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" gif. Perfectly executed, M'lady!

Calm down guys. He thought he was Jewish in the 2nd grade!

If these allegations are true, counseling may be a much better course of action than expulsion.

Tyne Daly can do whatever Tyne Daly wants. She is the shit.

Sweet baby jesus.

straight-up goddess right there.

"Accent a droite, bitch" is the funniest fucking line. For French nerds, anyway.

I love her so much!

I think & hope that Uzo Aduba is gonna be a superstar. She's electrifying to watch, in or out of character, video or picture.

Yeah, I'll say it. HOT. DAMN. For both Manning and Polanco. Both of them just rocking the hell out of it.

This dress, and the look on her face, make me want to talk like a detective in a film noir. "Ring-a-ding-ding, look at the get-away-sticks on that tall drink of water!"

They live in California. This kid was up at at least 3:30am for this, I would fall back asleep too.

All of this Bey-Z drama has caused me to realize that I am way too invested in people whose music I don't care too much for, and whom I will never know personally.