I think she is quite pretty with a figure I am envious of.

Candle Jenner made me laugh a little bit. That'd be the best first name ever.

I've seen Kate Upton get a lot of shit for not having 'perfect' breasts. Actually, I've seen her get a lot of shit in general. We might not appreciate the nuance, but it's true that she doesn't have the typical model body, and seeing her ridiculed for it really upsets me, despite the fact that I'm a size 18 fatty who…

I'm glad Kate likes her boobs. It was going to be awkward if it was just me holding them up.

Jenny McCarthy just... deleted? Pinky are you pondering what I'm pondering?

How did nobody notice that this woman was pregnant, gave birth and POOF! no more baby.

Reminder: most states have safe haven laws. If, for whatever reason, you are panicked about needing to care for a baby or feel the need to hide that you had a baby, please drop the child off at a hospital, police station, or fire station. It will be cared for.

He has always seemed like the skeeviest skeeze.

This. I had a friend whose boyfriend cheated repeatedly and his defense was always that it "just happened." I never got that. There is always a moment when you can choose to cheat or choose to be faithful.

SOMETIMES DEAN JUST FALLS INTO OTHER WOMEN'S VAGINAS, ALRIGHT??!

I know, right? Mary Jo Eustace is probably having a cocktail and laughing her ass off at Ms. Spelling for actually thinking it wouldn't happen to her, too.

"That's my worst nightmare, I cheated on my wife,"

My fave moment in Splash that no one mentions is when she is wandering around Tom Hanks apartment disoriented until she spots a big aquarium. Her eyes light up as she waves to the fish like long lost friends. Cheesy, but I love it.

Daryl Hannah once ate at my families restaurant! Its more surprising because it was in a small town in Canada. And she's not really a celeb anymore. but whatever. DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME. SPLASH RULES.!

This isn't too crazy, but it's cool. I was at PDX airport and I saw Patti Smith sitting right across from me. Her assistant had her guitar and she was talking on her phone to someone about someone being on set with Sam Sheppard.

BookExpo America in Chicago, 2004. I was at a late-night party for some erotica publishing company and I was not feeling it at all. It was late, I was tired, and BEA was winding down and it was really just time to go HOME already.

See, I put stuff on grilled cheese sandwiches, but I still consider them to be grilled cheese because I prepare grilled cheese sandwiches in a specific way; if I make a hot sandwich which I cover both sides of both pieces of bread with butter, and then fry all 4 sides of bread in a pan, and put cheese in it, it must…

Whole Foods meat counter is the best meat counter. Hands down. (Although Trader Joe's has whole free range organic chickens that are awesome, too!)

I love that gif SO MUCH. I want to hug it.