Yeah, the collar seems to be reaching for "tempest toss'd sensuality" but keeps falling short at "I forgot to pull my hem back down when I stood up".

Ick to the blouse. It looks like the top half of the uniform you are issued in the fashionable rehab clinic.

Me too. That collar.

I forgot about him. He's so gross that every time I see a picture of him, I can smell his foul breath.

Ok, I do not advocate owning wild or exotic animals but GET ME A FOX RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Lol when I read that line I did an overdramatic gasp and thought: "Here is where the long-awaited J-Law backlash begins!"

Sadly, that's better than most companies in the US. Many offer zero weeks.

I can't believe KPMG is in the top 10. Eight weeks of paid maternity leave. EIGHT.

"...this is not a gushy, over-sharey Jennifer Lawrence-esque profile"

This is the gif I've been waiting for.

I think it's important to remember that even if Mia was a horrific mother, that doesn't mean that Dylan is a liar. You can dislike Mia without questioning the experiences of an abuse victim.

Mia's treatment of Soon-Yi is seriously disturbing and messed up. I didn't know that she said half those things about her daughter, but good grief, I can't even imagine how many levels of fucked up you have to be to say these kind of things in public. Shame on her. I hope she was a better mother to the rest.

Let's cross our fingers it's a load of hooey. I'm aware that Cara's scored a few supporting cast roles but I'd like to think she'd have to prove herself, acting chop-wise, before being cast as either Thelma or Louise. Them's big shoes to fill.

Aging is a bitch. In the words of Bette Davis, growing old is not for sissies.

NO MORE SHART-SHAMING.

The best part is at the end when the squirrel runs off and the dog's all "What was THAT about?"

The vet hospital I work at does wildlife rehab, and this little guy was blown out of a tree during a hurricane. He was a pink, hairless baby when I took him home, and grew into this fine young man. His name was Sayid.

I'll agree that Melancholia is worth a viewing—it was really wonderful visually, the atmosphere was intense (the night we saw it, my wife and I were weirdly claustrophobic afterwards), and Kirsten Dunst was fantastic. It didn't make a lot of sense, it wasn't something I would have thought I'd like, but I loved it.

"actually not hideous in its treatment of women for a change"

That seems like a very good natured dog. I love his "What are you doing now?" expression as the squirrel 'buries' the acorn in its fur. I love the squirrel's "New nut? Must hide."