That's just not true. It's an altruistic way to view the world, but if that were so white people would never have heard Bill Cosby or Richard Pryor. Because in addition to the fact that they are funny, they are Black, and there were color lines. And someone made a call, at a point in each of their careers, and…

The very definition of FIERCE. Am so in love with everything about this picture. Werk.

Hee. Okay, yes, I can see this. It may have gone a BIT towards smarm. He's The Most Interesting Man in Westeros:

Ugh. Yep. This.

I understand that Woody Allen is a very big deal in the world of celebrity, but I think it's really time for all other celebrities to mind their own fucking business.

WHY DO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH JENNY MCCARTHY ON A THING HELP

I always get annoyed when people make comments about how someone wore something that was too young/short/tight/etc. for them, like Adrianne Curry did here. Why the fuck does it matter to you if some 50 year old wore a school girl outfit? Maybe it's not what you would pick, but maybe she likes it.

While it's indisputable that some celebrity parents are more than happy to offer their kids up for photo ops, I really don't think it follows that therefore no celeb parents are ever allowed to be unhappy with their children's privacy being violated.

LeVar...come on, man.

I'm not sure lesbian is the right word. What do you call a person that has sex with walls?

Wait. That's a music video? I thought it was a commercial for Crazy Carlos' Chunky Bracelet Warehouse.

It was so forced and unnatural that I actually thought they recorded it separately than added them in the way they were touching each other with blank stares.

Inspiring? Check. Cares about children? Check (sobbed watching him give the tickets to the twin girls with hearing aids). Super fine? Check.

Don't forget introductory hair styling, which in my case really meant cutting her hair into weird designs and shapes.

I thought Barbies existed for mock executions and juvenile sex play.

I wish I were cool enough to just call up my favorite shows and be like, "Yo, I love you guys. I wanna be on you." This world is so unfair.

My boyfriend is talented you guys.

Who does this guy think he is, Luke Skywalker?

I just don't have enough middle fingers.