If that blows your mind, wait until you hear about Victorian morning hair items like hair jewelry made from the hair of dead loved ones. Momento mori all up in this bitch.

SO ARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT WANT THIS LOOFA I JUST SPENT THE PAST FIVE YEARS MAKING FOR YOU OUT OF MY OWN HAIR? OH MY GOD THAT IS INFORMATION THAT COULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL TO ME FIVE YEARS AGO.

Ten bucks says the husband hates it and secretly finds it to be incredibly creepy, but feels way too awkward to say anything about the gift that clearly means so much to his wife.

Gawker has the gif!

Oh yeah, well my mother-in-law's dog-sitter's cousin makes $20,000 a month working from home.

"To everything there is a season (turn turn turn),

I don't think I'd say anything. I would be too busy undressing.

How much to watch me write Bigfoot porn AND eat?

I love my husband like crazy, but if I were in a room with Daniel Craig, I'm pretty sure all I'd be able to say would be "I love you?"

To be fair, I think any conversation with Daniel Craig might begin or end with "I love you" as just a knee jerk reaction.

Goddammit, she's living my dream...

When in the entire history of the Grammys have they ever been classy?

I think my favorite part of the whole thing is the ENORMOUS smiles on everyone's faces. They're all like, "Can you fucking BELIEVE we are here? WITH STEVIE WONDER?!?!? This is so massively FANTASTIC"

Needs more Ringwraiths.

My husband stopped on the side of the road today to chew out a guy who was selling puppies out of the back of his truck. He gave him the whole lecture about how you should be screening owners, ensuring your puppies are spayed and neutered, and if you can't give them that you should give them to a rescue who can. He…

Sorry, Taylor, you cannot toss your head in angst while at the piano; Tori OWNS that shit!

Well, I googled it and nothing came up, so I can only assume he made it up and is trying to get it to catch on.

Lorde!

For both sexes (because I'm one of them there bisexuals), it's things like self-confidence and not giving a fuck about things you can't change, also embracing the fact that you are a terrible dancer.

THAT. IS. ADORABLE.