I want to be a in a plural marriage with both of them.

Oh jeez, the 7th grade photos had me DYING. I love that they put their real pics.

My husband's super whiny when he's sick, and for the past four years I've rightly told him to suck it up 'cause he'll live. The last time I doubted the seriousness of his illness, he ended up in the hospital for a week, having three procedures done. Goddamn it! Now i can never doubt him again, no matter how little it…

This happens to me all the time. Whenever my bf and I get the same cold, it's always the end of the fucking world for him. I don't think it's because he wants extra care from me, since usually he ignores my offers to make soup/tea/etc and does it himself. Except he does it in a way that (I swear to God) exaggerates…

I don't think my husband makes it up- he truly believes he is sick ALL OF THE TIME!

Can someone remind me, why are we hating Anna Paquin now?

But Anna Paquin is the only person mentioned in this Dirtbag that I actually like — and she's not afraid of the ugly cry.

You win all the things. I must add this to my similie list.

I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.

I think it was flip because she knows it's no one's business but hers, the kid's fathers, and the kids themselves. It sounded to me like she wanted to put the matter to bed in terms of a public statement, so she kept it short and simple. She has no responsibility to turn it into some drawn-out statement and expose her…

Yeah, it comes across as pretty smug, so there's this initial moment where you process exactly what you find so off-putting. For me, it's the idea that shared custody is dumb and for losers who aren't KW. The people I know who do it, men and women, actually quite like taking a little break from all the day-in…

Woman says 'kids live with me and that is it' - I read that when it first came out and it put my hackles up. As a mother my first thought was 'what about the dads'. So I can only imagine what fathers4justice felt as they are already on the back foot about men's rights with regard to their own children. She may have…

People whose business it is who Kate Winslet's children live with:

Good on Sam Mendes for his intelligent and articulate statement.

If Kate Winslet's children and their fathers are all happy with the arrangement, then it's no one's business. If one of the fathers wanted to be more involved, his child felt the same way, and Kate Winslet was obstructing that somehow, I might be mildly concerned.

That's mighty big of you. Either you've never been harassed to this degree, or you're talking out your ass, which is it?

I think people making accusations like that and silencing those who have experienced extreme things like this is a self fulfilling prophecy. Because you throw shit at it every time you hear it, you keep people from speaking up. Even when you say "I will give her the benefit of the doubt" you do so explicitly in order…

I don't get offended. I just throw shade.

Wow - how much more offesive could Mr. Wayans be?

A quick google search will show you that the age of consent in California is 18.