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Thank you!

Thank you!

In 2016 I’m going to finish my cancer treatment (I know, I know; buzzkill. I’m so tired of being The Cancer Lady!). Two more rounds of chemo, then surgery, then possibly radiation. Kicking breast cancer’s evil, weaselly, mur-diddly-urderous ass to the curb 4eva is my primary resolution for 2016.

When I was pregnant w/my now 7-year-old son, my husband and I went out for a nice, romantic dinner for Valentine’s Day. I ordered something red meat-y, so I really wanted a little red wine to go with it. I made my husband order a glass and took occasional, furtive sips out of it during my meal. I was so worried about

Yup. I think the focus on deli meats is way overplayed.

Yeah, they warn pregnant women off of deli meats because those carry some level of listeria contamination risk. It’s nota particularly high risk, but it’s one of the many things on the “avoid these” list.

There’s my gif! Grazie! :)

Yep—I think there’s even a term for it: negging.

Where is the nopetopus when I need it?

Ugh, I know. Either the teacher *actually* thought a 13 year old girl was carrying a bomb in her backpack—which is paranoid af—or else she was intentionally humiliating a 13 year old girl in front of her peers because of her religion. In either case, this teacher clearly has zero good judgment and shouldn’t be

I can’t believe he’s done that. What a fucking sociopath!

So...this couple just happened to have an arsenal of weapons—including pipe bombs—on hand in case they needed to avenge a workplace dispute? And had dropped their child off with family under false pretenses that day because they anticipated the husband having a workplace dispute? Seems unlikely.

I’m jealous—just ragingly jealous. You have lived my dream.

Cosign every word of this.

Word! The ongoing morality struggle between Morgan and Carol got old awhile ago. Watching last night’s episode, I was pissed off at the both of them. I loves me some Carol, but the entire showdown seemed almost comically ill-timed and unnecessary. Still, Morgan is more wrong than Carol. He’s repeatedly risking other

I was wondering if she shaved it *because* of a role, which is a possibility, too.

OK that is maybe the most badass grandma quote of all time. Props.

“Once he lost weight, it seemed as though in a short time he had hyper-sexuality,” Bradford said. “There are brain disorders that can be associated with sexual drive.”

almost there