This makes me happy. He was always my favorite and now I feel so vindicated.

A friend of mine was in a bar years and years ago when Brad Pitt and Goop were dating/engaged. Brad and Goop came in and sat nearby and my friend reports that they were downright skanky-looking and both of them smelled like they hadn’t bathed in a week. I’m fascinated by the idea that the perfect, radiant,…

I think that what you are actually saying is that when people who are fat use their voices to say that they are happy and comfortable in their own bodies, it really bothers you. I think you are okay if fat people want to describe shame and discomfort with themselves, and then talk about how they really, really want to…

Truth.

You’re a rock star, working that bikini and that big, gorgeous smile.

I can’t even imagine working with people who would have the balls to comment on what I choose to eat. What a sad, bitter person your co-worker must have been. You’re awesome for just ignoring her and living your life.

Although I do think this season has gotten off to a too-slow start, I actually really enjoyed this week’s episode. It felt to me like momentum was building to a breaking point, so I’m hoping to see some explosions soon. Or maybe after the cheesy debacle of the Sand Snakes’ intro the week prior, I was just relieved not…

best video EVAR

I know! It sounds all sorts of wrong. I’ve never had the balls to make it that way myself, though.

Believe me, I gave her major side-eye when I saw her mixing that in. All I can tell you is, it was bizarrely delicious.

I once watched someone make guac with about 3 different things that all seemed destined to completely ruin it—I know garlic powder and chopped pineapple were involved but can’t remember the third atrocity. Strangely enough, the guac was delicious.

Oh also: I think that moment in the movie Stop Making Sense where David Byrne and his back-up singers rise up slowly from their baptismal prone position as the organ notes rise is one of the most gorgeous things ever captured on film. My grad school housemates and I used to watch that movie on the regular.

THANK YOU FOR THIS. I just started running again in January after a long hiatus and I’ve been getting pretty bored with some of my go-to songs. I love when people share their playlists and they’re comprised of something *other* than Top 40 dance stuff.

My husband tells restaurants he’s allergic to raw tomatoes sometimes. He’s not actually allergic, but raw tomatoes do gross him out to point where they literally make him gag, for some reason. But the reason he’s had to resort to lying and telling people he’s allergic, is that when he asks that the tomatoes be left…

I will never, ever forget my first Choco Taco. I was in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. It was summer. I had been drinking A LOT. Like, A LOT. And the drunken discovery of the Choco Taco was, for some reason, pure magic.

Translation: “If I just spew nonsensical word salad about the colors of the rainbow for long enough, will y’all hurry up and forget that I’m a racist teen shitheel who categorically denies all responsibility for her own actions?”

Really? I was all set to marry John Taylor, too, but I have no regrets. Other than not marrying him.

Shut up and take my money!

EXACTLY! I would tear the face off someone who was harming my child—but I’m also pretty sure I could tear the face off someone who was harming anyone else’s child. There were so many people who could have stopped this. I sometimes think humanity is just fucked.

She is just so purty in this photo. Also, Coca Cola’s brand & marketing team is pumping their fists in victory right now.