Another helpful hint if you're not getting melty cheddar and just-right bread.

I think it had to be the time that my husband and I went away for a 4 or 5 day vacation while my parents came to look after our 4-year-old kiddo and Mr. TeamTarth brought along the tiny, nearly-empty, bottle of liquid LSD leftover from the previous summer's Burning Man. We decided one afternoon to go ahead and trip a…

Quick, let's trademark that mofo! Because you know someone's going to come along and try to make that shit. (Paula Deen, I'm looking at you.)

I'm just sad that it's not a burrito wrapped in a quesadilla wrapped in a turkey. Because Turburdilla= instant Thanksgiving classic.

more of this gif pls

Dr. Emoto???

On the one hand, yeah, it kind of rankles when any woman whose celebrity gives her a platform is asked about feminism, and her response is either, "ewwww, yuck!", "i don't consider myself a feminist because i like men," or "Borrrrrring!"

Why choose? I'm going with both.

YES to this comment. You described my thoughts perfectly as I watched this scene with my guts churning. Because I've seen Louie be a quite nice, normal, if fucked-up and bumbling guy. He's not a monster; he's extremely human. And yet he is capable of sexually assaulting this woman who is his friend, without having…

That's it. I'm marrying him.

I've never seen this before, and it's the most spontaneously funny thing ever! Thank God for that fly. The best is Kristen Wiig's genuine shocked horror when she realizes Chris O'Dowd had the fly in his mouth.

I love you, Amy!!!

Our cars are both total beaters—we likely won't be able to afford upgrading to slightly less beaten beaters for quite some time. And I don't know if it's because these cars are shitboxes, which leads to a certain amount of "why bother?" but we've let them get incredible grubby—inside and out. Well, having a six year…

THIS THIS THIS. I think this is the key to it. Too much focus is often put on inherent giftedness and not enough on effort and perseverance. I was just reading something recently about how much greater a predictor of success persistence is than native talent.

Okay, do you have an extra room or two? Because I need for that to be my view.

I seriously laughed so hard at the gownopus and the textured dildo gown that I couldn't breathe and frightened my husband.

Also, I'm sure it's just the angle or lighting, but doesn't her big toe look grotesquely large?

Epic win, you mean!

Emma! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

dying