YES same here. I was like “huh, seems like the IRS agent was being a responsible friend and being like ‘dude, pay off your student debt bro! It will be better for you in the long run!’”

Oh god, I had to read this about 4 times before I realized that the IRS agent was making the dispensary owner pay off the IRS agent’s student loans. I was reading it that the IRS agent made the dispensary owner pay off his own student loans, and I could not, for the life of me, figure out why he would care.

Maybe now Vivek will finally realize that it’s hard to defend yourself when you’re outnumbered.

Man, this article is just full of ads telling people to get fucked.

This isn’t that, it’s laughing at the people who didn’t get it. I’ll read that every day.

Or the people who still don’t get it are just the stupidest people on earth. It was a good joke.

I know it will never happen, but it actually would be fun if there was a sliding scale that stated exactly how much a team had to outscore the other team for it to be considered a win. Right now, the Warriors are 38 (!#@!) games ahead of Philly. With 32 games to go. GS should to have outscored Philly by at least 15…

i love how people actually watched the game, and still didnt get the joke....

“Look at these rubes missing the joke” loses some punch when, the next day, your post about Calvin Johnson featured a photo of Glover Quinn before you swapped it without acknowledgment.

I miss Dead Letters so very much. Please resurrect them. That is all.

Wow, doubling down on it. Bold move.

Hey, bro, you got time to google NBA scores and email Deadspin, but you can’t check your voicemail?

i was half drunk when i saw this article and started exclaiming to my girlfriend that the SIXERS beat the WARRIORS and started making her watch the video and it wasn’t until we got all the way through the whole 2 minute thing that I realized how dumb I was.

that font beat comic sans 105-108

Situations like these always remind me why it’s best to never be a dick.

I like how Mikedillon has his “Sent from my iPhone” signature line before the text of his email.

Wait - did someone actually find a font WORSE than Comic Sans?

Subject: 76ers did not win!
Date: Yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after that, etc.

Let’s make this a commemorative thread