Stephen Curry’s one dream was to defeat the Milwaukee School of Engineering with a buzzer beater. The fact that he hasn’t will always be his biggest regret.

Selfish Act Not Self-ish

Horses playing hockey, though, is a tremendous idea.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

I get where you’re going here but it’s a little tired to suggest that ‘white men wearing camo’ are part of a militia or other whack job group. Maybe just go with diversity of volunteers and stop there.

The closest I was with was probably [Tom] Brady [and] whom I love to death

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

I thought the post-retirement Kobe statue was still playing about 20 minutes a game.

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

Wu Ke mistake.

Testi wanted Blake arrested but couldn’t resist a chance to be the bigger man.

OK cool, thanks for being the type of guy that claps at the end of movies.

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Are you the kind of person that is still bewildered when you see a plane in the sky because of how amazing it is that humans have mastered flight?

Jeez, ESPN, we know he’s not that good, but it’s just rude to refer to Austin Rives as equipment staff.

There are so many other great players in the league yet every little thing he does becomes the top highlight. Just as they did with Lebron and Kobe, it’s over exposure.