True. The candle probably weighs more than her.

You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye.

It's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, covered in smegma.

I really think that what people need to take away from this is that 4chan is a very loose confederation of individuals who are sometimes in total agreement with each other, and sometimes violently opposed to each other. It is pure madness to take what a handful of people post on 4chan and hold it up as representative…

It's a not-so-subtle reference to a potential side effect of Viagra: cyanopsia, or seeing everything tinted blue. http://www.visionweb.com/content/consum…

why is it so green, like there's about to be a storm or a murder?

Jeez lady, just let it go.

When I read that it "won't be as dark," I thought, "Then what's the point?"

lol that's actually my favorite animal on the planet :D I freaked out when they finally got video footage, and the giant squid was my lock screen and FB cover photo for weeks.

Don't be silly. We don't execute people for robbery. We execute them because they're brown. It's in the constitution.

Early in the first book there's the scene where they go to the Wizard bank to see that it's being run by short, greedy, ugly goblins with comically exaggerated noses.

Right there with you.

Also, because no one but Mark is going to write an article about how "2 shakes of a lamb's tail" is actually a new, horribly deviant sexual act.

Well I mean we'd have to find a way to scrounge up the money, first. But eventually we'd find enough pop cans to turn in for deposit to get the $100 or so together. He just better not commit any felonies.

8/10. Would incarcerate.

I would just like to date, period.

Me three. How could you Bette?!

Zero tolerance hasn't been shown to be particularly effective with pretty much all the other stuff it's been applied to; it generally makes the issue worse. Plus, research shows that one of the reasons that students are afraid to intervene is because they fear getting someone in too much trouble.

Those shoes would look beautiful on my beautiful shoe shelf inside my beautiful closet, which houses all the beautiful shoes that I buy because they're beautiful but never wear because they hurt like fuck.

I was looking for that too