I'm really hoping for some secret deep cuts not listed here.

I think you mean Queen Elizardbeth

You too?! Although it's not my greatest nautical fear it's my greatest fear period. I am so happy I'm not alone but hate you so much for that gif.

Ha, that's funny! I read it as he thinks she's insufferable, but not too insufferable to bang...

Your username is awesome.

So many brownie points for you for that reference in combination with that gif. Well done.

It's searing my soul. It knows everything I've ever done and it's judging me.

A 30 second google search took me to this site www.abortionpillrx.com and there's nothing to indicate that these are illegal to buy and use. The FAQ says:

For someone who "wants men to leave her alone". Why is she doing an (albeit terrible) sexy dance in a bikini and putting it on the internet? There are MANY WAYS to take yourself out of the dating pool. Getting a 3rd boob wouldn't be one if them.

I read it more as a "this isn't a chance for you to tell me what a scumbag I am, this is a chance for me to get my rough sex rocks off because I don't have to worry about hurting you/you ever wanting to fuck me again after this". God this raised my hackles—I've had exes every bit as shitty, just more manipulative…

I specified that there are more likable reptoids out there!!!!! I think it will make them treat me with more sympathy.

Oh I am not even clicking play on that.

Where did she get all of those triple bikini tops? Trikini tops?

This really is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen, which makes me think she was given the suitcases by someone (or some group of people) without being told what was inside. Further, it is so fucking dumb that I am actually wondering now whether she was sent in as a distraction to get caught so that someone else…

Nyesha, sorry you got detained and couldn't make it to my baby shower! I'll pay for shipping if you mail the gifts. Keep a couple bricks of weed and rounds of ammo for your trouble.

cans and boxes for baby wipes, coffee, floor dusting sheets, lemonade mix, iced tea mix, a box of cat litter and a box of laundry tablets

Some form of this needs to happen. I'm sorry about the chance for wrecking a guy's reputation, but there has to be a way to get this information out there. A lot of rapists are serial rapists.

Sounds like someone needs to turn their frown upside down.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.