In the spirit of transparency, I will admit to all of you that for someone who talks so much shit about Papa John's I order from there all the time. I AM THE LITERAL WORST, Y'ALL.

Exactly what I thought about it. This is about as "open" as a glued-shut door with a boulder in front of it.

The ring betrayed him. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth, and for two and a half thousand years the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer.

DOWN WITH THE MEN'S ERSHIP RUM!!!

Dissed, in the Malibu!? NAAAWWW MAN...

If I had to guess I'd say something from U2's new album...

In Your i's, of course.

iMsorry

You seriously voted for Ruben? SERIOUSLY??? He's so boring!

Epic... but, does this just mean you're her minion? (Which, when I think of it, I strongly approve of - you must be a keeper!) Carry on!

I wonder if his ass gets jealous of all the shit coming out of his mouth?

*takes notes*

shit, it shouldn't even be honorary imo. it should "count", so to speak. TUFTS should be expelled from tufts. they are the real failures.

It's not hard to do a good photoshopping when you make the images sub-micron resolution.

As I like to mention as often as possible, I am a professional ass-wiper. I think it would really help my business if I photoshopped myself wiping some celebrity tuchises with the material they would probably use as toilet paper. I'm gonna start with Gwyneth Paltrow (silk), Kim Kardashian ($50 bills), and Ozzy…

Yep, totally read that as "Vagina Selfies." It is clearly time for me to go home, or get laid.

Up next: Hanjr

Yeah, I think this campaign isn't so much about stopping sexual assault as about stopping *rape culture.* Obviously crime will pretty much always exist, but sexual assault is a crisis because so many of the "us" in "it's on us" are always willing to entertain all the reasons that it might not be real or might not be…

How could you stoop Solo as to make that joke?

That sheet isn't fancy. I would expect a fancy ghost to at least have some shiny, gold-plated ectoplasm or something.