If reading 40 Goosebumps books has taught me anything, it's that the culprits are more than likely young teens, and that their souls have been trapped inside the pumpkins for all eternity. They say that every October 31st, if you head over to the school just before midnight, you can see their jack-o-lantern prisons…

This is the Zodiac speaking...



Srsly tho, Zodiac creeps me the fuck out.

Fuck it y'all, lets go get Doritos

Also a huge LotR dork. But all this talk of rings and weddings has put the bizarre thought of Sauron doing the "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it" dance, and I don't know if I can ever look at the Dark Lord the same way again.

Because the Mets salary structure is now determined by a mysterious secret ring, much like the fate of Middle-earth.

About me or the fish because all of us are single

Be careful dude, it's Mr. Steal-yo-girl

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing, especially as I have no idea how Greek life stuff on campuses work. I'm also confused how the school had any authority over it if it wasn't even recognized. SOMEONE HELP ME

Maybe it was a homeless person and they actually just cut out the middle man.

I'd love to see the CraigsList ad she must have put up looking for a fake monk to hire.

I think anything they do at this point is going to ring pretty hollow. Whatever campaigns their PR wizards dream up is just going to come across as disingenuous damage control rather than a serious attempt to apologize for their actions.

For one, people need to get fired. I'm pretty sure all we can expect on this…

It makes me sad that we can't really convey to this dog how awesome she is and why. I mean, you can give her a treat, rub her belly, say "WHO'S A GOOD GIRL" and whatever else you can think of, and the dog will be super happy, but it doesn't have a full understanding of exactly why you're so pleased with her. Maybe…

Good thing is all of that did not go over particularly well at all with the hosts of the show, who took him to task.

...on Fox? Really? Color me amazed.


Unrelated, digging the new layout.

The episode where Meowth gets his heart broken by the girl Meowth from his pre-Team Rocket days was one of the great romantic tragedies of my childhood.

I decided to photograph the school's annual Sleaze Ball, a night of debauchery, drugs, and girls dressed primarily in lingerie. While I was photographing, an individual who didn't like that I was taking pictures attempted to tackle me and smash my camera on the ground.

Is that really the story you want to stick to,…

Initial attempts to market toasters to men had disastrous results, prompting GE to switch their focus to female consumers.

Whenever I watched this show I was essentially just waiting for them to show up and do their intro. The sinister background music combined with the super cheesy performance/dialogue was just the best. I'm not even a big fan of cartoons/anime but I sometimes watch this on the YouTubes just for nostalgia kicks.

Confirmation by police wasn't enough, they wanted to wait till TMZ weighed in on the situation.

Can they do Team Rocket next? Jessie and James were always the most fabulous cartoon villains of my youth.

Prepare for trouble, indeed.

Uh what? That thing is terrifying. It looks like something that would burst out of your chest after an ill-fated space exploration mission.

Wasn't quite the Desperados I had in mind, though the thought of buying this pass from Antionio Banderas and Salma Hayek in a seedy Tiajuana back-alley makes the idea way more appealing.