While her views on transhumanism are absolutely fascinating, I think I'd rather just have my head stuck in a jar and get fed twice a day than just have some robot clone pretend to be me. Get on it, science!

Thanks, Obama! is a meme sort of thing that blames President Obama for really trivial "1st world problems" that Obama has little to no sway over, rising from Conservatives who like to blame every thing, no matter how small, on him. Sorry for the confusion!

Call me when they do an erotic Clue getaway. Mr. Green and Ms. Scarlett in the Library with the Candlestick, oh my!

All hail His Grace, His Royal Highness Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales, Lord of the Seven Cribs, and the Original and Everlasting Royal Baby is something I would love to hear being called out by a royal herald.

My face if a friend/SO suggested we start kidnapping/murdering people

I'm just mad that he'd hold up an elevator for a stupid selfie. Real men show strength through not being a narcissist who inconveniences others so that they can try and look cool on twitter.

Prince Harry, the original and everlasting Royal Baby, did have a reaction because he is a grown person. He said, in jest, "I can't wait to see my brother suffer more."

Yeah, "in jest" I'm sure.

I think the scientifically accurate Duck Tales video may have ruined this for me. That said, I can't believe I still know the words to this song.

WELL I HOPE YOU LEFT ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RAM IT INTO THIS PORTRAIT AND BREAK THE GOD DAMN FRAME!

And yet another reason to not take Yelp ratings seriously. Thanks, Obama.

"That's right—while they kept a woman as a sex slave in their home, they invited company over."

What the fuck? These have to be the 2 dumbest kidnappers in recent history. Or were they that far gone that they assumed people wouldn't have a problem with them having a sex slave? What the fucking fuck. This story is the…

"While admittedly one of The Grinch's crazier plans, even he was surprised that his Pumpkin Spice Condom hoax worked"

Yeah, April is definitely a cool girl. I mean, we don't even look at her like a girl, you know? She's just one of the guys to us!

Depends, are they factory farmed or free-range?

Fedora mode is dangerous, but it's when the FEDORAS ASSEMBLE command is issued that things can get really bad.

As a non-cat owner, I was under the impression that cats would not be very receptive to having shit brushed on their face. Does this stuff come with some sort of cat-restraints in order to hold them still during the application process?

Thanks for the response!

I left it muted as I was listening to Meat Loaf's "I'd Do Anything For Love" and tbh I think it was much better than whatever depressing dialogue was occurring in the video.

Ugh, I've been debating this on a different (non-feminist related) website for a week now. So many whiny douchebros saying shit like "ugh dumb sluts who just dont want to be responsible for their drunk decisions" and "oh i guess i'm a rapist for having sex with drunk girls, fukin feminazis!!!!" It's like they don't…

Major props to both the victims for defending themselves, and to the bystanders who got actively involved in chasing off this asshole. A normal attacker can be scary enough, but when he's a 250 lb, 6'4 beast that takes some serious courage.

Hopefully the police catch this bastard.