I'm sure they'll cheat somehow by revealing by the end that he's not actually a teen but a 25 year old psychopath and the "uncle" he's living with is dead in a crawlspace somewhere.

Thanks for the heads up, I was just about to integrate "Come on, help me give one of God's lonely penises (penii?) a home" into my pickup line rotation. Crisis averted.

Oh, those poor babbies.

"Yep, that's a poop. Ok, I'll take the case."

A homophobic half-elf? He must have been raised by his human parent, as I always imagined elves to be fairly progressive folk.

What a complete and utter tool this guy is. Rowling is absolutely awesome though, and I'm glad that there's loads of other Twitter users letting this guy know what an ass he is now.

"Wow, our friends back home are NEVER going to believe that we were this close to Anthony Mackie! Seriously, they won't because we're all taking pictures of the back of his head." -Background fans

Such a cool story, though its a shame that a couple who has been together for 72 years, had visited all 50 states, 10 Canadian Provinces, and lived through some of the wildest times in American history were barely able to cross "Get married to the woman I love" off their bucket list.

Pretty poor table manners though.

I don't know what to say, really. It seems like you know what you need to do. This guy is a jerk. There are lots of charming jerks out there, but a charming jerk is still a jerk, and by sticking around, you are aiding and abetting a Class A Jerk. Take a bite out of crime, and ditch this loser. It might be tough, but…

I started reading this, afraid it was going to go down a dark path. I love an uplifting plot twist! Super happy for you!

I think I'm ok with this.

I'm glad they rescued that tire, they seemed pretty distressed about the whole thing. You can see the anger/sadness in the dog's eyes when he looks over to the camera like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE WHILE TED IS DROWNING!? HELP US!" and it just breaks my heart just a tiny bit.

Also yeah I…

There's something weird about the reviews being marked as funny. I get them being "useful," like "oh wow I don't want to die thanks for the heads up," but funny? When someone uses nine exclamation points on the word "murderers" you know they are being serious.

Dead serious.

A quick YouTube search seems to suggest that your shit may stay in your possession.

A Google image search would suggest that there is a market out there for catfrogging. Think of it: movies, TV shows, action figures, t-shirts etc. There's a veritable fortune to be made off this stuff.

Must have been a slow week in frogs-resting-on-cats news.

I always thought it was Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candlestick? Isn't that common knowledge?

I wish my family was even a 1/10 as interesting as batman family. *sigh*

I'm pretty sure this has ruined Dirty Dancing for me.

While this is certainly a cool find, I'm always a bit disappointed when archaeological discoveries don't involve boulder chases, pressure plate traps, or convoluted light puzzles.

I don't really have any advice, but I was in a similar situation with a woman a few years ago. I don't really date much (read: ever), so I didn't really know how to deal with my own feelings, and with them not being felt back. I was just tormenting myself by sticking around waiting for her to feel the same way about…