Here here! Good for you, everyone deserves a shot at happiness. I hope therapy works out for you!

Hah! He thinks he's people!

Those numbers are a lot higher than I'd thought they were, even in the low states. Our lowest state is still +20%? I guess I've been in denial about the obesity epidemic. Color me educated.

This is a bit of a wake-up call for me personally as well. Since I left active duty, my "I'm just gonna take a break from exercise…

I chortled from this. I don't think I've ever chortled before, so thanks.

I didn't watch the last season as I was planning to binge watch it when it was done, but then everyone said the ending sucked so I never bothered. Maybe I'll watch the final season up till the end and then just put this on.

So what you're telling me is, the psychos are dabbling in psychochemistry? Fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.

You are sending us on quite the emotional roller coaster today. JLaw to Abortion, to FKA Twigs. Drop us back down with a horrifying domestic abuse story, then pick us back up with a bunny swarm. DO YOU ENJOY TOYING WITH US!?

The control of the diabetes medication is really frightening. I assume she must have been diagnosed during the course of her relationship if she didn't know how to use the pump herself. I can only imagine the sick glee he must have felt when he had the doctor teach him how to do it, knowing how much power he was…

Reading this made me sad. Even some of the screen caps you used seem like they are stock photos ripped right from a "Dealing with Depression" pamphlet. Thank's for enduring this so that we don't have to.

I need a funny gif thread now to cleanse my pallet.

This makes me kinda sad. Though they may grow into vicious killers, even crocodiles are cute little babbies at one point.

This looks absolutely incredible.

"I can't even" is a thing. Like, you're so exasperated by the thing you can't even, that you can't even the sentence.

Does that help?

I don't really have one (or maybe I do, and even the anonymity of the internet is not enough of a shield for me to divulge it), but I met someone with a weird one once.

I'm pretty big into karaoke, Disney songs in particular. I like to do the accents if the song calls for it, with Be Our Guest as Lumière the…

Take note, feminists. While you're all syncing up your super charged menstrual cycles and cry-eating pints of Ben & Jerry's, Rob Monteleone is out there on the streets, coming up with SOLUTIONS. If only there were more Robs out there, we might finally be able to solve the sexual assault crisis for good.

"Well, here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace! I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil."

It is known.

Those would go great on my futon.

Done and done. Thank's Erin!

Unrelated, anyone want to hangout tonight at the graveyard? I'm feeling... thirsty.

I'm sure when they get complaints they turn the shame suit over to the janitor, who gives it a good scrubbing in his mop bucket after he finishes cleaning up the cafeteria. Maybe at a pinch of fabric softener for good measure.

Is there just 1 communal shame outfit? That's pretty gross. I'm sure that thing never gets washed. Must be rancid in the summer time.

Ugh, that stupid punchable face. Look at it... it's like "Haha! Not expecting to see me here! No, I won't go away!"