Only a fan since Parks&Rec... please don't be mad Prattsters

Ugh... gross.

I wish they'd just go away so it'd force me to quit. I'm too weak!

Carlton has been teaching us how to Dougie since the 90's.

You best check yourself. #TeamStannis

He's a brave man. I'd feel pretty inadequate if my girlfriend had just spent the last 30 minutes ogling Channing Tatum. At least it wasn't Magic Mike I guess.

Shame he's moved on. I'd rather he just take his non-nonsense justice hammer to all the other bullshit we're feeding kids. I think it's pretty cool that he chose the high road over money though, good for him.

This is coming from someone who could eat Hot Pockets from a trough for the rest of my life and be content.

I have never heard of a capybara before. I do not like it. If I saw one in person, I'd be terrified I had just walked into some sort of Honey I Blew Up the Kids nightmare world where mice were as big as dogs.

There once was a poet named Nick
He wrote children's poems for kicks
But his bitter divorce
Filled his prose with remorse
So his rhymes made him seem like a dick

Really interesting idea, unfortunately I think she's going to be carrying that mattress around for a while. I'm less than optimistic she'll be met with anything other than further ridicule and shaming. Hopefully I'm wrong.

Really shows what a sorry state campus sexual assault policies are in when this is what a…

I usually refrain from referring to people as "evil" as I think it makes them less accountable for their actions, like they are hardwired to be cruel and they just can't help themselves. I like to think people are more complex than that, and that everyone has the capacity for good or bad deeds.

That said, ISIS really…

I'm a little embarrassed by the pitch and duration of the noise I made when she started surfing by herself. Her little vest is so adorable!

My favorite is Nate the Snake

http://natethesnake.com/

The TLDR of it is that it's essentially an hour long set up to an awful pun joke. The first time I read it I had no idea that was the intention, as it was being presented as a powerful short story. I got to the end and just face palmed so hard I almost died.

I giggled.

I was hesitant to post this because I don't want to give it any more attention than it deserves, but I came across this hilariously cringe-worthy video yesterday. How MRA dweebs can watch this and not and not become aware of just how lame they are is beyond me. The fact that people have even donated to it is shocking.…

My curiosity was insatiable.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished…

This has just entered my top 5 favorite videos on the internet. Thank you.

NOPE NOPE NOPE. Meet you all at the gas station for one last hurrah.

Open relationship?

I can see it now... twirling our ribbons in an open field with Time of My Life from Dirty Dancing playing in the background. Sounds like pure bliss.