If there's one thing Indy needed, it's another affable weirdo.

Luck: [spits all kinds of shit]

The Knicks have been trying it ever since they got Carmelo. Shit just doesn't work.

I liked the 997 GTS and the 997 GT3 is my favorite car (notwithstanding the Cayman R) of the past decade. As drivers' cars, they were both high-water-mark material.

Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.

Elephants never forget

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS? I've watched dozens of films about the F1.

You would know Rodger

Next, they'll attempt to appeal to younger buyers by putting a Mustang on the Wiz Khalifa.

Exterior design, mixed feelings, and no wow effect.
My first impression looking at the photos, this Ford is a Land Rover Freelander facelift

True. But to be fair, they are on the verge of getting their coach sacked.

This is their third world series win in 5 years. Act like you've been there before. Geezus.

*Bumgarner points to beard*

- "I don't think he's black enough."

He couldn't possibly have made it through the alphabet that fast.

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

What we have learned today is that these morons cannot be in front of a camera for longer than 50 seconds without saying something monumentally stupid.

DIESEL

THEY BETTER HURRY UP, I WANT TO BUY A USED ONE IN 10 YEARS.

WHERE'S MY WAGON ?