I should mention that if you like the idea of playing marry/fuck/kill with cars, the Team Clearcoat podcast guys do it all the time. http://files.teamclearcoat.com/podcasts/33-We%20Manage%20To%20Not%20Screw%20Up%20An%20Interview%20With%20Jason%20Torchinsky.mp3

I’m sorry about that; I’d always encountered it in a gender-neutral context, as in I’ve known women as well as men (and, now that I think about it, trans people, too) who’ve played it with any gender. I think I even remember a 30 Rock episode where Liz Lemon was playing it. I honestly have never realized that it would…

Nicely done! We love FMKcars - if you want to hear Jason play it with us, you can do so here: http://media.blubrry.com/teamclearcoat/files.teamclearcoat.com/podcasts/33-We%20Manage%20To%20Not%20Screw%20Up%20An%20Interview%20With%20Jason%20Torchinsky.mp3

When the car’s wheel hit a raised bump, the sensor would read the now shorter distance between the tire and sensor, and that’s a 1. When the wheel drops a bit into the hollow, that’s a 0. So here we’re able to read bits of data.

Now if there was only some sort of government standard to get morons to turn OFF the DRLs and turn ON the head and tail lights when its dark, rainy, foggy or snowing out......

Nope, your argument is invalid. I’m below 5'6" and I have a 3" lift and 32" tires on my 97 4Runner. I live in Colorado, and I can fucking manage to clear my roof, so can you. Not only is it inconsiderate, but it’s illegal in a lot of areas, for good reason. No excuse.

It’s your responsibility to make sure that shit doesn’t fly off your roof. If it comes off your roof, then you’re on the hook for any damages sustained. Clear that shit off, or get a lower roof car. Your laziness/disability/whatever is no excuse, as you don’t HAVE TO drive a tall-roofed car.

Nice try but:

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Nice to see her husband sticking what little he has of a neck out for her in the main picture above.

First of all, the golf meme is getting old. I’m sure it probably came from whatever right wing propaganda you get your “news” from, but let me nip that thing in the butt: Obama took far, FAR fewer trips than GWB, Clinton, GHB, or Reagan. Its not that its a problem for a President to take a vacation: its a fucking…

I’m following you guys on Drivetribe... didn’t know you were a thing until then.

Do you really think Jason, with no governmental experience, who applied as a joke, could really get a high-ranking position in the US government?

The chase vehicle is stretching the strap by pulling on the axle. If the strap is springy enough and the axle comes loose, it would be pulled back towards the chase vehicle.

Who’s the idiot now?!

That’s the most Florida looking Firebird I’ve seen, and I’m surrounded by Wisconsin Firebirds.

I think you just hand out invites that say,

The Fiesta driver was just demonstrating that they are ready for the Ferrari Challenge series.

Real food truck:

LET’S MESS WITH TEXAS