Down there they call it the "methric system" I believe.

I can’t be the only one who sees it.

We were also raised not to pee on each other in porn. Now everywhere I look, all I see is people peeing on each other. World’s gone to hell.

A great chewing gum substitute, if you ask me.

Carroll would have been really pissed, if Malcolm Butler hadn’t blocked his view of Thomas’s bird.

He should switch his accountant. 

Terrific economy of words in this one. 

I hope he beats this 

People like her are also the reason why we shouldn’t

“special education needs professional”

Yep. Japan has some disgusting uses of black people in imagery, and has had a very concervative government that has control to some extent over the media played on national TV, hence all the actual fascists making anime (im looking at you attack on titan guy.)

Historically, East Asian countries have done things that could be used to challenge even the 1890's US for the “Most Racist Place.” As an example, Japan *still* has places that straight-up say “For Japanese only,” they closed their entire country to outsiders for decades, and don’t get me started on how they treat the…

Aside from the racist assumption that “so many” Asian Americans are proud boys and white supremacists...they’re not into white supremacy, they’re into their own supremacy. A rare few hate themselves enough to wish they were white, but the majority of prejudiced Asians are just superior about their own race.

She’s the typical “I’m just saying.....” conservative racist. “I’m just asking questions”, like it’s not racist at all but rather just opening up lines of academic inquiry. For someone who purports to be studying political science, she’s smart enough to play that little game and get all the fellow MAGAts to believe…

This comment is best read in Eric Cartman’s voice.

Because shut up, Kyle.

would you divorce an animal like that and have it sneak up on you in the dark

I like the assumption that a Wisconsin team would use a mythical creature as their mascot: a skinny person from that state.

When Wisconsin eventually gets an NHL team with a mascot that does kids parties, this is how Slender Man will make his entrance.

If you told me that an athlete was going to get humiliatingly pwned by Kepler, I would have guessed Kyrie Irving.