Rex Ryan is thinking to himself where was this guy when I was coaching the Jets?!

as long as there is no smoke monster

The Cardinals are wrong. That's the only thing that matters

+1 double doink

You clearly never got to experience the wonderful crackle of static while listening to Herb Carneal and John Gordon call a Twins baseball game on 830 WCCO with a beer in one hand, a fishing pole in the other all while surrounded by loons and the North Woods.

grandpa got out of the nursing home again!

Those iphones won’t make themselves!

obviously you are not a Vikings fan my good sir. This is the type of thing that will derail our entire season.

all one has to do is look at what the mercenary saints did to Favre in ‘09.

apology accepted...

synopsis please, inquiring minds would like to know?...

now that’s a horror movie I could watch. 

a skinny, vegan, non-drinking person. fixed it for you

There is beauty in that desert, it’s a unique state!

banjo picking country!

Gophers > Bulldogs. At TCF Bank Stadium, we all get a chance to purchase overpriced beer/wine. Now, that’s mainly b/c Tim Brewster was such shit show we needed something to keep us occupied with and Jerry Kill was good for a seizure or two so you needed something to numb the pain.

Well obvi it was Smoot. They charted out of Al & Alma’s on Lake Minnetonka (purifying waters, if you ask me). What do I win?? 

i read that in John Mulaney’s voice. Thank you for the giggle.

And their new beer hall is very cool as well. Summit is like that old friend, even if you haven’t talked (sipped one) in a while, you can pick right back up where you left off 2 months ago. Minnesota is chock full of breweries, but Summit is the steadfast friend who will by their for you. And Schells too.

who goes through a bottle of lotion in a day...