No no no, wait - this is the best gem of the site: “Interviewed and dubbed an ‘Online Celebrity’ by the Wall Street Journal.” Wow.

Because, clearly, he’s a RENAISSANCE MAN who has IMPORTANT OPINIONS that should—nay, MUST!—be shared (in a generic WordPress template format using a derivative stock font) with the WORLD. It’s virtually a cosmic IMPERATIVE, Richard! Can you not SEE?! Visit his site and BASK in the GLOW of his timeless WISDOM.

Oh, hell yeah he does. The landing page for his personal site alone is a case study in self-absorbed pretentiousness.

Seriously. They actually included a story where the climax is that Jesus took the wheel.

Thank god I’m not the only one who thought that story sounded super humblebraggy on top of obviously fake. “lol I’m so quirky and I drive across the country specifically to visit different small-town thrift shops. Also I’m very pretty and so petite that normal people clothes don’t fit me teehee isn’t that cute?”

Seriously. That and that humblebrag ass thrift store one. Jesus. “So the fry cook and I saunter over to the 1950's garage and the gentleman confesses to the murder. Quite an odd morning I suppose, but what a great haul!”

I’m surprised the Franny one was picked. It’s so obviously fake.

The thrift store story is so obviously fiction. So obviously self glorifying fanfic (egofic?). There were better, more believable stories.

Guyyyysss, who approved the Ouija board story?

Just a friendly PSA: Civil War battlefields are all haunted. Visit at your own risk!

Wow.

That was Isiah Washington. LaSalle was on “ER.”

I mean technically we could see if Darryl and the sister of Lisa’s relationship went anywhere. I think after Soul Glo went belly up Darryl rededicated himself to the study of medicine and went on to become a doctor and made an impact in his community. 

Was your Cheryl Tiegs poster jealous?

+2 pages stuck together

Username/comment synergy is always greatly appreciated.

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

“Hans ... bubby ... I’m your white knight!”

Are you STILL not done crying?