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Caught Me a Marlin!
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Do you think they’re confused that Rusted Root doesn’t feature more trombones?

*Remembers Liam Hendriks’ days in a MN Twins uniform*

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

I think it’s cute how people who don’t care about a sport decide that everyone wants to hear how edgy they are when they comment about that sport.

Her voice was Photoshopped!

Where’s a Hatfield when you need one?

Don’t let “60 miles north of Atlanta” fool you. This area is Appalachia.

I guess those folks are the real McCoy.

So, a pretty standard russian dude basically.

It could just be me, but Robert and Heather Foster have such similar facial features that I’m wondering exactly how long Heather has had that last name...

Also, he looks like the “Well-Respected Member of Local Church Accused of Sending Inappropriate Texts to Minor”.

But could he eat crackers in that bed?

I lived in Idaho, it’s as bad as you suspect. 

I live in Oregon but once you get outside of Portland, Eugene and Bend we’re overrun with proudly uneducated white supremacist MAGAts. Though the same can be said for Washington anywhere outside of Seattle. I haven’t been to Idaho but I heard Cour d’Alane and areas up north are beautiful and Boise is really nice but

I think if you find that ball you will see that it no longer has a dick.

Hey, her father was in a torture camp and couldn’t raise her over his head because of his injuries, so who’s the real victim here, huh?

“sniff sniff.....that ain’t that impressive”  Chad Pennington

Rick Tocchet was served with a criminal complaint in 2006 for bankrolling a sports gambling ring... and Kessel is his buddy... who likes to spend time in a casino...  This is going to end well!

Let’s take a moment to appreciate Joey Votto’s constant execution of restraining Yasiel Puig since he became a Red. Votto deserves a contract incentive for leading the league this year in PHB (Puigs Held Back).