Is this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing. 

stop it marvin

Terry Porter

Freddie: *smashes a home run*
Me: *makes fun of little Charlie for getting owned by his dad*
Freddie: *runs offscreen*
Me (seeing that he never returns to the picture): “Just like my dad!”

Freddie Freeman Crushes Towering Tater Off His Own Child

Mandatory sentence: shirtless beach volleyball.

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

I don’t get the hype. He pales in comparison to the other runners.

Both the Christians and Muslim sides committed unspeakable atrocities in this conflict.  There were no good guys in this one.

Very misinformed. Croats are catholic and Serbs are orthodox. Yugoslavian war started between two of them and Bosnia got later pushed into their war.

Get out of here with your context!

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Rip Deschutes Chainbreaker. It was my entry into IPAs when Blue Moon was as craft as I got. I wish I could taste it now. 

I’m a Summit guy. I moved here in 2002, and took to it right away. I won cases of their beer in 2006 for their 20th anniversary by writing a silly essay about their beer. I commiserate with their employees about how the local scene writes them off as “dad beer.” That Keller Pils is the most satisfying beer I’ve had in…

But enough about the French!

Hint: 1975. Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss.

I’ve never told this story before, but I was on a cruise ship that sank after hitting a reef and Eleven hundred people went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes.

Pinnacle of human achievement? Meh, you’ve never seen me repeat back exactly what my wife just told me even though I am clearly not listening.

He was the kind of guy who, they’d be playing the national anthem, and he’d be screaming at the American League, ‘We’re gonna beat you fuckers!’