High motor cat right there

Shut it down folks. See you all next week.

“15 yard penalty, targeting, player is disqualified”

Call him “Seedling,” because he just got planted.

Too many toes and a hard tackle.  Rex Ryan just soaked his beanbag chair

Has Markle been secretly British this whole time? What American calls a zucchini a courgette? Has she been auditioning to marry into British royalty her WHOLE LIFE perhaps???

Unaslapper.

Listen, when you work for the Mariners, you have to expect a little seamen. 

Likely not juking anybody, but any kind of sudden stop or change-of-direction, particularly on grass, could lead to a similar injury. I’ll take my chances with people thinking I’m a try-hard if it means I’m not limping around or worse for several days after the fact.

We did our honeymoon in Costa Rica several years ago. We started on the Gulf coast in an area where sea turtles nest. We noticed pretty quickly that although there were a lot of locals on the beach, no one was anywhere near the water. Apparently the area is lousy with crocs just waiting to gobble up the hapless baby…

Well if you want to deal with Democrats you do need journalists - when you’re dealing with Republicans you gotta send in the clowns.

I play co-ed flag football, which requires a play involving a female player, at minimum, once every three plays. It usually works out fine, but I’ve seen plenty of instances where men on another team are just dismissive as fuck of their players (which are usually girlfriends!). I’ve heard things like, “Guys, take more…

The nation has to deal with cocky Philadelphia fans because of this bullshit.  He committed treason. 

Crocs are dangerous as hell in Central America. Surfers in Costa Rica told me they don’t fear the tiger sharks that regularly appear in the waters near them, but they do fear the crocs. According to them, the longer a croc is out at sea, the crazier and more aggressive it gets due to dehydration. Apparently,…

Proper tongue lashing it was. Even did the “go in circles” bit.  

Cunning, how the controller handled that Air Lingus. All with his mouth.  I bet his jaw was tired after all that.  

Tell them you quit because of the bullshit with the anthem protests (don’t say which side of that debate you stand on) and then use their response to figure out just how racist your friends are.

The Venn Diagram of dudes who call the police for a hard screen and dudes who thought the 2017 NFL season was the worst because of the choreographed celebrations is a circle.

Minneapolis is probably the single most pretentious city in the United States.

Has there ever been a move more inevitable than Jimmy Butler leaving Minnesota after next season?