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Caught Me a Marlin!
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She beat an elderly man with a brick for no reason...I’ll take immigrants over homegrown assholes any day.

Bye girl, you won't be missed. 

Yeah as a Cubs fan, I was almost conditioned to hate him and I did, the entire time he wore a Cardinals uniform. I also respected the hell out of him, which is more I can say for the guy who has been behind home plate for what feels like 30 years for the Cards.

But it's that weird Canadian money and the exchange fees are brutal right now. 

And a different fiance

The Red Sox are playing great baseball. And I suspect nobody outside of Boston appreciates their season one bit.

First of all, Commerce City is pretty f’n working class/blue collar and you can clearly see their block is in the video. Second of all....where do these drunk, People of WalMart reject, tweaker lookin broads get the nerve enough to be a) UPPITY and b) to come outside looking like that?

Boy, I bet you Roy Moore just hates it when someone takes advantage of the vulnerable.

“Man, it had some teeth not that long ago.”

Can’t wait to see Hicks bolt in free agency and then be accused of not being a true Cardinal for getting away from these morons.

That kid knows a “bad touch” when he feels it.

Yeah, this is all fun and games and meme and lulz and feels. For now.

But let’s say it does in fact “come home” and England becomes a feel-good story. “Wow, they haven’t won in over 50 years not to mention all the heartache and disappointment along the way, good on them!” they’ll say, and then more memes will arise for

Spatulas aren’t free.

Blunt force trauma beats getting boiled to death,

They may have loved nature, but they very clearly did not respect it

Isn’t it? I’m seething with anger right now, rightfully so.

Found the defensive MAGA asshole

That picture of “CIS staffer Janice Kephart (right) advises Senator Jeff Sessions in 2013" totally looks like Grima Wormtongue whispering into the King of Rohan’s ear. (The difference being, Sessions is not actually under an evil spell; he’s just evil).

He's a nevernude?

Scott Pruitt is Frank Underwood if the character was played by Tobias Funke.