If literally just one person comes forward to corroborate Bosio’s claim that he’s used “Spider Monkey” as a nickname, then we should listen.

I told a coworker today, this is why you stick with unoriginal hockey nicknames. Can't get in trouble if you are adding -er, -y or -s to a last name. 

“Someone in our coaches’ room asked me (Monday afternoon) about Nicholas Castellenos, and I said, ‘Oh, you mean, ‘N. Iger.’ That’s his nickname. He bears this striking resemblance to Disney CEO Bob Iger, just much younger. So, I started calling him Nicholas Iger, but that’s a mouthful, so I shortened it to N. Iger.…

You know this is a lie because there’s no way any baseball person bothers to call Daniel Stumpf anything more creative than Stumpy. Except Cal Ripken.

Mass shooting + suspect captured alive. Hmmm...🤔

Why are you stooleys so quick to defend abhorrent behavior? 

you’re saying frog, right?

Or perhaps that the Democratic Party itself isn’t committed to this platform?

Master(bator) race?

The disk golf thing is a sure giveaway.

They have the accoutremonts but not the mean little pig eyes and flop sweat. Their faces look kind and they look like they’d be fun to hang out with.

This dude actually tried the hard R distinction.

Tom, have you ever considered the idea of opening up your own dealership to sell cars to consumers at a fair price and little to no hassle?

You obviously have no friends.

Of course they’re gonna douse the guy from Curacao in blue liquid.

“Imagine being sooooo good looking that your Instagram followers go from from 30,000 to 207,000 by playing 30 minutes at the World Cup."

You’re absolutely correct. I’m sorry if I miss read your sentiment. 100% my bad. I’m just so used to Boston fans waving around Brady suspension as if it was a conspiracy in the NFL.

At least someone is speaking up for the real casualties of this atrocity, New England fans and their endless sense of victimization.