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I went to middle school just outside of Duluth (Cloquet: Home of the only gas station that Frank Llyod Wright designed!) and my 6th grade social studies teacher played high school ball with McHale. He told us about this a lot.

Buster Busted By Beanball Because Brinson Beef Briefly Burned Bright

Yea I’ve got a guy in St Paul I do trades with regularly. Gets me lots of yummy Bent Paddle and Barrel Theory stuff

Hey, Bent Paddle! I like to think the name “bitter” is reflective of the British sense of humor. Unfortunately, I’ve heard from people in the business that it’s a difficult beer to market. You’ll often see it referred to as a “pub ale.”

All I got are these damn Nepalese coins.

Anyone else just disappointed that it’s not called “Burger Czar” there?

In Russia women get pregnant THEN have Whopper put inside them!

Is the offer void if they’re non-white players?

Yeah, I was wondering where the SNES Jurassic Park game was going to fall in this list. I too was never able to beat it.

SNES Jurassic Park? Many a times, I have never made it through that game...

So what the fuck is the individual citizen to do? I’ve lived beneath the poverty line most of my goddamn life and I’ve barely enough resources to support my family. I live in AK (a Red state) so I know that my phone call to Murkowski was just a waste and the only thing I’m doing when I argue with my Red neighbors is

the hazard is caused by driving in a lane meant for passing.

Never forget: “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

Looks more like they had NO idea how the car wash operated. They completely ignored the bright, illuminated, flashing “STOP” sign right by their door. It’s like they thought they had to drive through it slowly as the brush did its thing.

They just aren’t very smart... as demonstrated by the fact that they, presumably,

If anything, these actions will make more and more radicals from the rage against authority that has done this to families and the children who grows up from this.

I grew up with the idea that “whatever car the kid can afford” is a good first car.
Therefore I have 2 questions:
1)How many people are buying their kid $15k-20k first cars?

*thought cloud above her head*
“There it goes, into the woods, never to be recovered, the Father’s Day beej you could have had.”

I, an asshole, was truly expecting—if not quite hoping—that one of those kids was going to get blasted in the face.

There’s a reason oatmeal raisin cookies are a thing, but raisin brownies is not a thing. I guarantee you it’s been tried ten thousand times over the last hundred years by wacky home chefs, who thought upon tasting their creation, “That’s not bad!”, but faced withering criticism from their family. They never duplicated