I’m sure Ted Cruz has tried to blast himself in the face just to see what it was like.

(G6 + the US)

Of all the terrible shit done in Russia, killing stray dogs is pretty far down on my list. How about the rounding up and murder of journalists, political opponents and LGBT Russians?

Steve Yzerman had expressions of relief as much as anything when the Wings won the first one. Many other captains have had similar reactions to that from what I’ve watched...and I’ve seen the conclusion of every NHL season since 1994. There’s been obviously a lot of joy and raw emotions.

Wow - as a Vikings fan, there’s hope for everyone, except us.

“See ya later, instigator!”

If Larry Doby isn’t going to get his own day then at least have the AL teams wear #14 and NL #42 one a day each year.

Is that “Minnesota Nice”?

“Sure, you call that one fair.”

Looks like I’m going to have to be the one to say it. The fact that Jackie is so revered and Larry Doby so forgotten is a national disgrace. The collective amnesia of this country, on all matters, befuddles me each and every passing day.

Having grown up in Minnesota, this just proves what I’ve been saying all along. Minnesota is the capital of passive aggressiveness to keep the “Nice” reputation but if you do someone wrong, they’ll wait until you can’t do anything back before they fucking cut you.

That whole obit is a Minnesota euphemism for “she was a feckless cunt”.

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

no way. you make your connecting flight in Minneapolis, I fly there all the time. Its a great place to walk half a mile during your 30-120 minute stay 

To be fair, there’s a lot of forehead to whack.

He only hits singles, never walks, and has a squirt gun keychain for an arm.

That’s why LeBron isn’t the GOAT.

Because MJ would have gutted Smith and feasted on his heart for all to see if it was his team.

Tikki Tikki Tembo

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

Toenail clippings. On the floor. In the office bathroom.