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Had this same discussion last night after the Rockets disposed of the Jazz. I’m a Wolves fan, discussion being had with a Jazz fan (yes, there’s obvious bias). But the Rockets are absolutely PAINFUL to watch. Harden is an iso-flopping genius who I hate, CP3 is a child, PJ Tucker is somehow more offensive to me than

I gotta admit, hating the Warriors makes a lot of sense but Draymond can dick kick my grandfather off a cliff and I’d still rather watch the Warriors than the fucking Rockets.

Hi Rebecca.

This is what journalists should be doing. Calling to task the corrupt and questionable officials in our gov’t. It is a shame it took this long for it to be as mainstream, but this is hardly a “hit job” as much as the media actually shining a light on the cronyism and corruption in DC.

If we allow black women to sleep, then we allow black women to dream. Can’t have that.

At my university, there was an entire are of the student union building where people just slept. Student age people sleeping in a university building is extremely common. This can’t be the first time Becky has seen someone sleeping in a university building. So, what was different Becky? I assume it will be coded with

turrible!

Webber is very good in the studio. His color commentary is forgettable, but in the studio he’s proven he can even host the damn show. They need to get him in and Shaq out post haste.

The season before Shaq joined, Chris Webber would join as a fourth panelist from time to time and he was multitudes better and actually added to the dynamic.

We should also pour one out for Kenny here. He’s like that one dude who walked away from the cornhole and khaki fight posted yesterday, wondering how life devolved to this.

If only there was a sport with playoffs going on right now that are 1000 times better than the NBA playoffs.

This is an argument in which both active participants are correct:

Honestly I wish they would ditch Shaq and go back to Chuck and Kenny, then add in a guest from time to time (like they had Oladipo after the Pacers got bounced).

Rather than benching your best player for a whole game, you should bench him for four consecutive quarters instead to save hurt feelings.

“Who the fuck is Tom Brady?”

Oh course a Duke official is afraid that teenagers on campus would hear a song called “Get Paid” and start getting ideas. That’s an NCAA violation!

Whenever I fly through the Minneapolis airport I always make sure to keep my stance narrow, because you just never know.

What you call “Palestinian propaganda” most of the rest of us would call a dry statement of the fact of Israeli violence against Palestine.

Nah, I just thought it looked a lot like a severed foot of a Palestinian civilian in one of netnyahu’s bombings. Even the white chocolate is exactly where the shattered bones would be.

They don’t pronounce the state name ‘Misery’ for nothing!