teachmehowtodoogie
Caught Me a Marlin!
teachmehowtodoogie

My favorite moment was the Pittsburgh fan next to me who said “this is what happens when you have an expansion draft...”

My roommate bangs a lot of girls. Like, I mean everything within a 50 mile radius of our apartment. Almost every night there’s a new lady coming over. I know this because I end up meeting them or hearing them *cough*.

RIGHT YOU ARE KEN!

Someone needs to tell him that ‘layin’ some pipe’ shouldn’t be taken quite so literally...

Seems like a lot of effort went into normalizing a guy who doesn’t even have a fucking plane.

What’s the Hurst that could happen?

Don’t forget the Corvair, the Pinto, and some Chrysler shitbox!

eeewww, would you want that gross sweaty beard next to you?

I had no idea a grown man’s voice could sound like that.

True to form, in none of these videos does Harden stick around to play defense.

Those two are morons, but this dude’s quibbles seems to be Doc Emrick based which doesn’t click for me at all.

Assholes like this are the Canadian version of having to listen to Bob Costas or Thomas Boswell or George Will go on about how special baseball is.

He’s not wrong.

I appreciate that the security guards are all dressed like Wyatt Earp and his brothers.

Matt Cooke also played for the Capitals so I’m not sure what your point is here.

Any Penguins who shared a locker room with Matt Cooke can pretty much shut the fuck up about Wilson.

I don’t even have a horse in the race, but shit. Wilson isn’t half as dirty as Cooke was and the Pens won a Cup with him.

+1/4

this is what happens when you stop masturbating

Lots of gems from my driving instructor.

When you have kids, you really need to stop doing stupid stuff in life.