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Ole Miss is one of a handful of schools that makes me nervous when I hear that they’re “getting back to the fundamentals”.

An ailment otherwise known as Lebronchitis.

It’s why I buy dark roast coffee - so when I make a pot there will still be some left for me.

Service academy football is some of the dirtiest play I’ve ever seen. A bunch of 230lb linemen diving at the knees of future NFL players because they can’t hope to line up against them.

Well I don’t understand the overwhelming need to scream out shitty things at athletes in venues where you know beforehand that that’s not how things are done.

Yep, no mulligans for Clinton by the Evangelical hypocrites like they give to Donny Two-Scoops.

Clinton was a Democrat, duh.

It’s not pedophilia if it comes from Japan. It’s culture.

“he’s fucking terrible at basketball... “

I haven’t been paying attention, so I’m sorry for the dumb question: am I reading correctly that OU was 18-14 and made it into the tournament?

Never take credit for anything the Vikings do. It is the “invade Russia” of sports takes. It sounds like a great idea at the time, but in a few months you’re stuck outside, freezing, and wishing for death.

Cousins: “Timing is everything. Everything.”

I suppose, but you can’t judge a book by its sliced bread.

“The whole thing blew up a lot bigger than we expected, until there just wasn’t a great fit between us and him,” he continued. “We could try and force it, but that would put us in a very uncomfortable position, leaving us to face a huge load next year.”

Yeah...

“Simple sayings can’t be taken for granite. Still, he must be so in bear assed.” - Emmitt Smith

Only once in a blue ball will Theismann get his idioms right. Until then, you just gotta turn a blind herring to it.

I’m sorry, this is such a nothing burger comment. Just about every great QB had great playmakers too. There is no doubt that great QBs can elevate guys around them, but I think it’s fair to say that Cousins has done that in DC. Not to a great level, perhaps, but certainly enough that a team like the Vikings can feel a

Like me, Drew is a Vikings fan. We’re not going to bet. We know this is going to happen. It always happens. At least I’m somewhat interested to see how, exactly, my heart is broken. I’m guessing he breaks his shoulder in the preseason, but there are so many other ways it could go down.

I got another $10 that says he breaks his knee first.