Cheating to win at hockey games will likely make him very popular with the GOP’s chief constituency of FSB twitter bots.

Cheater - cop - republican.

He always seemed like a solid guy. His separation from Rhea Perlman made me sad.

When did the Vikings move to Missouri?

Drew like that!? Drew like that!?

There goes my dream of them losing all the QBs and running the Wildcat all season.

Somewhere... Donald Rumsfeld is sitting reading this and laughing a sinister laugh.

“Fucking moron”, I believe it was.

Apologize not, friend. You’ve just pitched the best idea SNL has had in years.

That burning sensation could only mean one thing: it’s the beloved Minnetonka Queen.

She’s not groveling when she’s on her knees. The word you’re looking for is “gobbling.”

“You guys get on your little fuckin’ knees”... She’s just doesn’t want the competition as she is used to being in that position as she grovels.

We could, but it may be easier and more fun to just attack all Seahawks fans.

that Catholic schools are vastly superior? I mean say what you want about Catholic schools but some have very strong curricula and extracurricular activities. If it wasn’t for my Catholic school, I wouldn’t have gone to such a good college. The Christian school offered no AP classes and most went to a 2-year community…

I’m thankful that you came here to make this distinction.

I am a product of Christian schools. They taught revisionist, white-washed history and creationism. I left a Christian school to attend a Catholic school, along with my siblings. My education expanded ten-fold when I attended a Catholic school. Christian schools are shitty tools to promote the Bible. That’s it.

So is What Happens in Vegas

Bad Teacher is underrated.

Another step closer...

don’t talk about my girlfriend like that.