As a Vikings fan, if this happens, I humbly submit #SKOLOLOLOLOL
Caught Me a Marlin!
teachmehowtodoogie
Cold slows down the aging process. That’s why when you want to keep thing from spoiling, you put them in the fridge or freezer, not the hot, muggy, often flooded oven.
My team is about to turn loose their three starter-quality quarterbacks, presumably because they’re aiming to sign Cousins.
He just wanted you to get your mother fucking roll on.
That entire review and no mention of Mardi Gras and all the boobies you can see, and yet you still made a sound argument. Well done.
It’s a smoot point, the charter boat cruises on Lake Minnetonka alone put anything in New Orleans to shame.
It is kindof funny that the two teams in the second-biggest market in the country, and (arguably) the entertainment capital of the world, have possibly the two best players in the game (Kershaw and Trout) and their personalities are both about as marketable as a sack of potatoes. And I say this as an Angels fan of 20+…
The Americans lied to me?
That’s what fashion mavens get when they eschew Velcro on their footwear and get all fancy with the laces and the knots and whatnot.
Indeed, at this unprecedented rate we will soon have the largest percentage of non-native born in our nation’s history,”
I think you mean...legragating
I drive the speed limit with tinted windows
Fuck that guy. Who trades Phil Kessel AND then trades Tyler Seguin?
Remember, most of the text books are printed in Texas... So rest assured, it will be recorded as the “golden period” (no pun in tended)
Well, forgive my bad taste, but she can’t even see straight.
Well, it was the Christian thing to do.
If by marital infidelity you mean blackmailing his former mistress.
“Negotiate like a man” - you win the steak knives.
Christopher Columbus was not a refugee... He was a piece of shit that caused the deaths of millions of aboriginal Indians. He wanted gold, and killed literally everyone that got in his way, and anyone else he felt like.