“That black boy will play with RESPECT in MY gym, goddammit. No-good...”

Um...what did I just watch (albeit with the sound off)? Did the ref just go full MAGA? Shouldn’t there be some sort of follow-up to the *reasoning* behind those calls?

This is the kind of dude who has absolutely WRECKED an Arby’s Bathroom and then walks out and complains to the manager that it was like that when he walked in and what kind of lazy people do they have working here anyways.

This is too on-brand for an asshole referee...

Shot:

Those first five layups weren’t exactly a thing of beauty either.

“Ohhhh No!”
“Ohhhh No!”
“Ohhhh No!”
- People watching me hit on women in my 20s

Same reason why conservatives love Born in the USA: They don’t listen or understand the lyrics outside the big choruses.

(But not why I didn’t know Semi-Charmed Life was about meth. I’d only listened to it on the radio, and they censor the phrase “crystal meth” out of the song. And I was a childish when it came out.)

Marijuana laced with.....?

+1 unicorn blood

Considering the Wolves didn’t really have to guard the in-bounder and the Cavs had two guys hanging back well behind half court, I’m not sure why they weren’t just quintuple teaming Lebron. Isn’t their coach supposed to be some sort of a defensive mastermind?

Butler hero-balling the game away on two straight possessions didn’t help.

oof, that one was painful...

The worst defense I’ve seen all season. Defending in the back court with 1 second left?

My school was full of dumb-asses, but we never had a full out brawl between players and fans at a basketball game.

I’m not saying that’s definitely the reason but it is definitely A reason.

I think she was just volunteering to give up her seat, before she rolled on out of there.

He just misinterpreted the advice of his previous agent, Mr. Hands.

Who stuck Matt Damon’s face on a very large thumb?

“The head coach pool